What's wrong with this picture?

[madraoul]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Goddamnit madraoul, give somebody else a fucking chance!

...and Al wringing his hands. Hmmm...is he worried about money? I'll shut up now.

[PlexiBrown]

Ed's and Al's dicks are pointing in the same direction.

[madraoul]

Originally posted by PlexiBrown
Ed's and Al's dicks are pointing in the same direction.

It must be a Dutch thing. I believe their cocks always point to true north or some such nautical bullshit.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by madraoul
...and Al wringing his hands. Hmmm...is he worried about money? I'll shut up now.

Naw, keep it going. Noone's gonna say anything. Maybe some assfuck from the Links will wander in two fucking days from now...and bump it.

I'm leaving it up to you.

Save this thread from a bunch of vapid vaporizing. Don't bust out some shit about popular posturing. I've/we've seen it all.

Hold on a second....are you some assfuck from the Links??

[rustoffa]

*muzak*

[madraoul]

Originally posted by rustoffa


Hold on a second....are you some assfuck from the Links??

Nope. I've never been to the "links". I'm just a jaded VH fan that is hoping this reunion thing is real. Pretty much like the rest of you. The photo kicks ass by the way.

[madraoul]

...except for the portion of Dave's hair that is sucking the brains out of Eddie and pulling the poor guitarist backwards. Dave already has a stanglehold on bass player. Alex sees what is happening and is desperately trying to find a crucifix that will subdue the evil Dave.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by madraoul
Nope. I've never been to the "links".

You're one of the lucky ones. I have, in fact, been there. Fucking weird shit...there's like glowing wands.

Last time I logged in? Brett's sofa-full-of guitars came swooping in. I reported it to the gay internet police.

[madraoul]

Originally posted by rustoffa


Last time I logged in? Brett's sofa-full-of guitars came swooping in. I reported it to the gay internet police.

Yep, people in the know. Don't forget the ottoman of keyboards.

[Romeo Delight]

Al (ice) is to blame for all of Van Halen's woes.

[LoungeMachine]

The picture is in Black & White....

I vaguely remember splotches of teal and mauve around that time.....

The world has changed.

[Matt White]

SHEMP von Halen is pulling a pop gun out of his shorts...and planning to force Bass Player to give him all his money.

Dave is trying to protect Bass Player from SHEMP....

Bass Player is oblivious to all the goings on......

EVH is wearing the same pants the he will wear for the next 25 years....

[Mezro]

Michael Anthony was not present for the shoot.

Mezro...that is a lifesize cardboard version of Mike...

[FORD]

Eddie's right hand appears to be up Alex's ass. Brotherly love indeed.

[Ellyllions]

Re: What's wrong with this picture?

Originally posted by rustoffa
What's wrong with it?

Make it count.

In depth? Ok.

Body language says a lot. Of course when a photography session is going on people are directed to do things like look out of the shot. So, Alex is probably posing as being directed. Especially after the problems we heard about with teaching him a simple dance routine for "Hot for Teacher".

Michael's face says "Hi there" to me. Almost independently, like he feels a little on the outside of it all. Dave draping his arms around Michael looks like he's reassuring Michael that he's included. Michael also has the hand closest to the rest of the band in his pocket which is a closing off of himself from the others.

However, Edward is making a profound statement. He's taking a "here I am" pose. Even his elevated eyebrows look like he's expecting something from the gesture.

Of all the muscles in the body that can be utilized, the face is the place where we get immediate emotions and projection of thought. We're not mind-readers but sometimes we get the best clues as to what someone is thinking through the reactions and how their faces change with their thoughts.