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  • Bill Lumbergh
    ROCKSTAR

    • Mar 2004
    • 5472

    Van Trendy

    They need to change their name to Van Trendy........first Ed jumps on the adult contemporary bandwagon after Dave leaves..........now he puts out some Godsmack(who suck too) rip off?! Forgettable garbage............What's next Ed and Spam in Slipknot masks? Has anyone besides Dave EVER had an original idea in this band?!
  • gslinger
    Foot Soldier
    • May 2004
    • 729

    #2
    New track is the worst piece of garbage I have ever heard. Not one thing works in it! The compositional structure is total crap, the words are like they were written by a 3rd grader, I’ve heard cats f—k with more harmony than the vocal track, and Eddie can't even play. That was some of the worse fretwork I have every hear this guy lay down. It also confirms my greatest fear, that Eddie living in a bottle, still doing 2+ packs a day of smokes, and totally destroying his health, also destroyed his guitarmanship. Sad, Eddie was one of the greatest guitarist ever, now he is a washed up hack and dying bum, defrauding his loyal fan base out of their hard-earned money. Very Painful – This band’s career is history!
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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 59579

      #3
      The irony in the Godsmack comparison is that Godsmack is managed by Extreme's ex drummer. Maybe this track was a leftover from the aborted Van Danniels second album?
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      • Bill Lumbergh
        ROCKSTAR

        • Mar 2004
        • 5472

        #4
        I agree 100%. It's just a bunch of noise, with the typical Spam cliches screeching throughout. I was NOT gonna listen to this, but I thought what the fuck should be good for a laugh! It's just funny you know Ed was like "Wait till this comes out, I'll show everyone I can still play like the ol' days" LMFAO

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        • Bill Lumbergh
          ROCKSTAR

          • Mar 2004
          • 5472

          #5
          Originally posted by FORD
          The irony in the Godsmack comparison is that Godsmack is managed by Extreme's ex drummer. Maybe this track was a leftover from the aborted Van Danniels second album?

          Somewhere Gary Cherone is smiling..........

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          • kennyboy
            Head Fluffer
            • Jan 2004
            • 475

            #6
            When I heard the intro I was waiting for Fred Durst to start rappin'.

            And what about the so-called guitar solo? Blech!

            WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THESE GUYS?!?!?!
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