It's About Time..we give up on Ed after this crapfest song!!!!

[Mezro]

I just listened to "It's About Time" 4 times (I know, I know, but it was all in the name of science) and can't believe how pathetic of an attempt this is from a band that once ruled the planet.

To all you Sammy supporters: this is the final kiss of death from your tequila whore. This song sucks worse than anything off of VH3 (How Many Say I is always the exception..that thing is the worst song ever written by a human not retarded). Gary Cherone thanks you Sammy Hagar!

And how about those deep, soulful lyrics? I'm sure those words will really resonate with intelligent music fans everywhere. You are a 57 year old multi millionaire with a working vocabulary that makes Mike Tyson look like Hunter S. Thompson!

Edward Van Halen! Please drop the guitar and step away from the instrument slowly. HOW MANY MORE OF YOUR OWN RIFFS WILL YOU? RECYCLE. I heard bits of Me Wise Magic and Without You all throughout this abortion. Don't you even know when you repeat yourself? Has your brain been so damaged through substance abuse that creativity is a thing of the past? Fucker..and where was the tuba? I didn't hear any fucking tuba!

Ohhhhhh, the "brown sound" is back the "brown sound." Bullshit, the only brown sound this song has is the cliche ridden crap spewing out of Sam's mouth.

CGTSNM and MWM were 100 times better than this and still only got moderate air play; It's About Time won't stay in rotation any longer than Without You and Fire In The Hole. Tell me who is going to take this fraud of a song seriously Sam fans? Who the fuck is actually going to get excited over this? What Program Director is going to spring a chunky over this song? Who are the target demographics? Kids are not going to dig this; nobody is going to "Seacrest Out" a Van Hagar song.

ED, Al, Sam, Fatty...take a bow boys, THIS FUCKING SONG SUCKS ON MULTIPLE LEVELS. The world waited 6 years for your mediocrity and will not wait another 6 for you to correct your mistake.

This is the last ride for Van Hagar. Thanks for burning down the house yourselves.

Mezro...listening to the DLR Band CD really, really loud

[DavidLeeNatra]

where is a mod when you nee one...how many threads do we already have about the new "song"?

[Bill Lumbergh]

This one's about giving up on Ed......which I've already done..........a lot of Dave fans are even saying "Well the musics good"......It's just noise, Ed has lost it.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
where is a mod when you nee one...how many threads do we already have about the new "song"?

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Go ahead my friend start another........you know you want to!

[Mezro]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
where is a mod when you nee one...how many threads do we already have about the new "song"?

This is a topic that needs no mod..and let the threads ride baby. I'm pissed and needed my own space/platform to vent it.

Mezro..not getting lost in the dogtown shuffle

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
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Go ahead my friend start another........you know you want to!

love ya, too... :D

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
This one's about giving up on Ed......which I've already done..........a lot of Dave fans are even saying "Well the musics good"......It's just noise, Ed has lost it.

He has fucking lost it Bill..6 years for this?

Mezro...it is all Ed's fault

[Sarge]

Re: It's About Time..we give up on Ed after this crapfest song!!!!

Originally posted by Mezro
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Ohhhhhh, the "brown sound" is back the "brown sound." Bullshit, the only brown sound this song has is the cliche ridden crap spewing out of Sam's mouth.

I think I need to use that one...

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Mezro
I just listened to "It's About Time" 4 times (I know, I know, but it was all in the name of science) and can't believe how pathetic of an attempt this is from a band that once ruled the planet.

To all you Sammy supporters: this is the final kiss of death from your tequila whore. This song sucks worse than anything off of VH3.

And how about those deep, soulful lyrics? I'm sure those words will really resonate with intelligent music fans everywhere. You are a 57 year old multi millionaire with a working vocabulary that makes Mike Tyson look like Hunter S. Thompson!

Edward Van Halen! Please drop the guitar and step away from the instrument slowly. HOW MANY MORE OF YOUR OWN RIFFS WILL YOU? RECYCLE. I heard bits of Me Wise Magic and Without You all throughout this abortion. Don't you even know when you repeat yourself? Has your brain been so damaged through substance abuse that creativity is a thing of the past? Fucker..and where was the tuba? I didn't hear any fucking tuba!

Ohhhhhh, the "brown sound" is back the "brown sound." Bullshit, the only brown sound this song has is the cliche ridden crap spewing out of Sam's mouth.

CGTSNM and MWM were 100 times better than this and still only got moderate air play; It's About Time won't stay in rotation any longer than Without You and Fire In The Hole. Tell me who is going to take this fraud of a song seriously Sam fans? Who the fuck is actually going to get excited over this? What Program Director is going to spring a chunky over this song? Who are the target demographics? Kids are not going to dig this; nobody is going to "Seacrest Out" a Van Hagar song.

ED, Al, Sam, Fatty...take a bow boys, THIS FUCKING SONG SUCKS ON MULTIPLE LEVELS. The world waited 6 years for your mediocrity and will not wait another 6 for you to correct your mistake.

This is the last ride for Van Hagar. Thanks for burning down the house yourselves.

Mezro...listening to the DLR Band CD really, really loud

Ladies and Gentlemen, a standing ovation for the Amazing Mezro, once again delivering the goods on the bads.

[Mezro]

Re: Re: It's About Time..we give up on Ed after this crapfest song!!!!

Originally posted by Sarge
I think I need to use that one...

All yours Sarge. Take it away!

Mezro..acknowledgment from Sarge is like Yoda stroking a youngling

[Mezro]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Ladies and Gentlemen, a standing ovation for the Amazing Mezro, once again delivering the goods on the bads.

And for my next trick, I'll juggle my own balls, shave my ass with razor wire and eat yak afterbirth MRE style.

Mezro..you rock Engine..and don't forget it fucker

[lms]

Four times...Hey Mez, if it cheers you up any I heard the other two songs will be out possibly tomorrow! Won't that be fun. Ya know, I did my best to be a true fan to Ed. But damn man, even I have my limits.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by lms
Four times...Hey Mez, if it cheers you up any I heard the other two songs will be out possibly tomorrow! Won't that be fun. Ya know, I did my best to be a true fan to Ed. But damn man, even I have my limits.

Even animals have their limits; they can't listen to It's About Time either.

Mezro..when i hear them Ims the Army will know

[gslinger]

Re: It's About Time..we give up on Ed after this crapfest song!!!!

Originally posted by Mezro
I just listened to "It's About Time" 4 times (I know, I know, but it was all in the name of science) and can't believe how pathetic of an attempt this is from a band that once ruled the planet.

Hey Mezro, don’t feel bad about the 4 times things, I was even worse trying to dig through that song and find something of Eddie’s I could grab on to musically.

I thought maybe the new track sounded so bad because it was a raw demo that had not been final mixed or something, or the mp3 download was bad, blah, blah…..hell I guess I was just hoping to be honest. So I took the new song into my studio, digitized it , separated all the tracks out, recurved each track, remixed it down, took out that damn screeching Hagar's voice track so I could try and listen to the damn thing.....bottom line it was still a total piece of bastardized crap. There were two 4-6 second riffs Eddie pulled off that I liked, but that was it in the whole deal!

Wrote this brief review afterwords:

"It's About Time" - Van Halen
Review by GSlinger – May 25, 2004

This new, and pubically awaited track with glorified fanfare, is the worst piece of garbage I have heard in my 27 years of following Van Halen, and 35 years in the hardrock biz as a highly gifted product of the SFrisco/Hendrix/Joplin era.

Not one thing works in “It’s About Time”. The song’s compositional structure, flow, and timing is total crap; the words are like they were written by a 3rd grader; I’ve heard cats f—k with more harmony and lyrical tone than this song’s vocal track; and Eddie can't play. Van Halen’s new “musical contribution”, has some of the worse fretwork and riffs, I have ever heard Eddie lay down.

It also confirms my greatest fear. Eddie’s living in a bottle and totally destroying his health, also destroyed his brilliant guitarmanship. Sad, Eddie was one of the greatest guitarist in the history of rock music. Now he is a washed up hack defrauding his loyal fan base out of their hard-earned money. Painful – Van Halen’s career is history, and "It's About Time" confirms it has been for quite some time.

Ex-frontman David Lee Roth, is very fortunate he is not involved with yet another of Eddie Van Halen’s directed public spectacles.

[Mezro]

Re: Re: It's About Time..we give up on Ed after this crapfest song!!!!

Originally posted by gslinger
Hey Mezro, don’t feel bad about the 4 times things, I was even worse trying to dig through that song and find something of Eddie’s I could grab on to musically.

I thought maybe the new track sounded so bad because it was a raw demo that had not been final mixed or something, or the mp3 download was bad, blah, blah….
Wrote this brief review afterwords:

"It's About Time" - Van Halen
Review by GSlinger – May 25, 2004

Hey G...your review was dead on man. I think Ed has sunken way too deep into the bottle to ever be a vital force in the music industry again.

Any way you could post a version of the song (without Spam's vocals) for us all to check out?

While you're at it, can you dub in DLR's vocals to the entire 5150 CD?

Mezro..or just call up Ralph from the Punks to do it