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  • Roy Munson
    Veteran
    • Feb 2004
    • 1526

    1 man holds the key to the fortress surrounding this fucking bullshit

    My old hero, EVH.

    He is the guy who can stand up and make everything cheeky.

    He is the one that can rise above his own bullshit to save the day.

    He is the one who can make things right.

    He is the one that can make the RRHOF induction ceremony a night to remember, not forget.

    Ed can call Mike and try to make amends.

    He won't because he's a fucking pussy!!

    I used to worship this guy?!?!?!?! Dave is finally back in the band and now you fucking kick Mike out?!?!?! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!1

    FUCK YOURSELF IN THE BLODDY ASS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

    YOU BETTER FUCKING STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND MAKE THINGS RIGHT FOR US FANS. YOU BETTER MAKE NICE WITH MIKEY AND DO IT UP ONE LAST TIME EVEN IF YOU'RE DEAD-SET ON YOUR KID PLAYING ON THE TOUR.

    MOTHERFUCKER I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.

    I AM ALMOST TO THE POINT WHERE I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS BAND ANYMORE.

    ED, YOU BETTER MOTHERFUCKING BE A STAND-UP PEEP AND DO THIS SHIT UP RIGHT.

    'CAUSE IF YOU FUCK THIS UP AND IT TURNS INTO A CIRCUS, I WILL BE AT YOUR CONCERT NEXT SUMMER WITH A GIGANTIC BANNER THAT SAYS FUCK YOU TO HOLYHELL YOU MOTHERFUCKING ALCOHOLIC POS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Originally posted by ELVIS
    I guess you're right...
  • Roth & Roll
    Foot Soldier
    • Feb 2004
    • 727

    #2
    Re: 1 man holds the key to the fortress surrounding this fucking bullshit

    Originally posted by Roy Munson
    My old hero, EVH.

    He is the guy who can stand up and make everything cheeky.

    He is the one that can rise above his own bullshit to save the day.

    He is the one who can make things right.

    He is the one that can make the RRHOF induction ceremony a night to remember, not forget.

    Ed can call Mike and try to make amends.

    He won't because he's a fucking pussy!!

    I used to worship this guy?!?!?!?! Dave is finally back in the band and now you fucking kick Mike out?!?!?! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!1

    FUCK YOURSELF IN THE BLODDY ASS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

    YOU BETTER FUCKING STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND MAKE THINGS RIGHT FOR US FANS. YOU BETTER MAKE NICE WITH MIKEY AND DO IT UP ONE LAST TIME EVEN IF YOU'RE DEAD-SET ON YOUR KID PLAYING ON THE TOUR.

    MOTHERFUCKER I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.

    I AM ALMOST TO THE POINT WHERE I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS BAND ANYMORE.

    ED, YOU BETTER MOTHERFUCKING BE A STAND-UP PEEP AND DO THIS SHIT UP RIGHT.

    'CAUSE IF YOU FUCK THIS UP AND IT TURNS INTO A CIRCUS, I WILL BE AT YOUR CONCERT NEXT SUMMER WITH A GIGANTIC BANNER THAT SAYS FUCK YOU TO HOLYHELL YOU MOTHERFUCKING ALCOHOLIC POS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ed has the testicular fortitude of a Brazilian transsexual; the same ones who buy Fatboy's tequila pisswater down in Cabo Fago.
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    • Roy Munson
      Veteran
      • Feb 2004
      • 1526

      #3
      Originally posted by Roth & Roll
      Ed has the testicular fortitude of a Brazilian transsexual; the same ones who buy Fatboy's tequila pisswater down in Cabo Fago.

      LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
      Originally posted by ELVIS
      I guess you're right...

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      • Terry
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 12126

        #4
        If it is all in Ed's hands as to the success of a CVH reunion, even if only for a night at the RnRHoF, then the whole thing is fucked before it even gets out of the starting gate.
        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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        • Uga Buga
          Full On Cocktard
          • Dec 2006
          • 39

          #5
          Here it is people.
          The amazing quest started in 74
          ended in 84 badly
          took a while
          But It is time to finally finish their great quest
          One more time
          even if they dont like it
          One more time, FOR US, THE FANS

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 59614

            #6
            I'm nailing this thread to the top based on the first two posts alone.

            Fuck.... Munson got a sticky maybe Pat Robertson was right about the Apocalypse after all :D
            Eat Us And Smile

            Cenk For America 2024!!

            Justice Democrats


            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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            • Hardrock69
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2005
              • 21897

              #7
              I surely hope having Wolfie on bass is some kind of sick joke....I mean, come on....I am glad he is apparently so good a musician, but spEd better give the fans what they want, or there will be riots in the streets.....

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              • mean street tat
                Full On Cocktard
                • Jan 2007
                • 23

                #8
                I think they should just forget about it al together and leave me with the memorys of what was and will never be again "the mighty van halen" with out the booze filled rage van halen used to take the stage by storm with it will just be a let down, hell I have a lot better of an imagination then I used to. remeber how great songs were before mtv killed us with a visuale portral of what some snobby art school kid though the song should represent. classic means "you can't get this stuff no more" to me and thats why I cherise it

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                • MAX
                  Rotharmy Gladiator

                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 13001

                  #9
                  Once and yet again, we have a very frigile situation upon us as fans.

                  On one hand we FINALLY have Dave at the forefront and getting the acolades that he and he alone fucking DESERVES as the ONLY singer for this band!!!

                  However and in true Sisters fashion, the lot of you are pissed off cos "Mikey's" being shunned.

                  There's no pleasing anyone in this bizarro world.

                  Bottom Line, for myself, I give a fuck about Dave and that's it. My loyalty stands with him. And if that means blowing off Anthony and thus keeping Spam far, far away, then so fucking be it!!!

                  Then for those actually "wanting" a Van Hagar/Mikey "fix" let Hag, Mikey and their entourage of "All-Star" pals like Kenny Chesnut, Ted Nugent, Neil Schon or whomever handle that tribute... and have Emeril induct them...

                  BAM!!! :devil:

                  P.S. And for an encore and an ode to "Mikey" they could do this song I just heard about called "Man on a Mission" then play Tommy James' "Mony, Mony" but change the "Y" to an "A!!!" :p

                  Problem solved.
                  EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                  • binnie
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2006
                    • 19145

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Roy Munson
                    My old hero, EVH.

                    He is the guy who can stand up and make everything cheeky.

                    He is the one that can rise above his own bullshit to save the day.

                    He is the one who can make things right.

                    He is the one that can make the RRHOF induction ceremony a night to remember, not forget.

                    Ed can call Mike and try to make amends.

                    He won't because he's a fucking pussy!!

                    I used to worship this guy?!?!?!?! Dave is finally back in the band and now you fucking kick Mike out?!?!?! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!1

                    FUCK YOURSELF IN THE BLODDY ASS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

                    YOU BETTER FUCKING STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND MAKE THINGS RIGHT FOR US FANS. YOU BETTER MAKE NICE WITH MIKEY AND DO IT UP ONE LAST TIME EVEN IF YOU'RE DEAD-SET ON YOUR KID PLAYING ON THE TOUR.

                    MOTHERFUCKER I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.

                    I AM ALMOST TO THE POINT WHERE I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS BAND ANYMORE.

                    ED, YOU BETTER MOTHERFUCKING BE A STAND-UP PEEP AND DO THIS SHIT UP RIGHT.

                    'CAUSE IF YOU FUCK THIS UP AND IT TURNS INTO A CIRCUS, I WILL BE AT YOUR CONCERT NEXT SUMMER WITH A GIGANTIC BANNER THAT SAYS FUCK YOU TO HOLYHELL YOU MOTHERFUCKING ALCOHOLIC POS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    Sometimes in life, one man expresses what everyone else is thinking.

                    I salute you Sir.
                    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                    • vhrothfan
                      Banned
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 481

                      #11
                      I think Alex has alot to do with this bullshit to.


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                      • GAR
                        Banned
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 10881

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Terry
                        If it is all in Ed's hands as to the success of a CVH reunion,
                        Are you people shitting me? Do you really think it is as simple as EVH changing his mind, "aw shucks People - okay I'll give Mike a call and be nicey-niceguy & give him his amps back" it's not that way at all.

                        Why don't you address the bigger asshole - according to interviews I've seen Al is the more reticent of the two!

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                        • intruder3906
                          Full On Cocktard
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 34

                          #13
                          Re: 1 man holds the key to the fortress surrounding this fucking bullshit

                          Originally posted by Roy Munson
                          My old hero, EVH.

                          He is the guy who can stand up and make everything cheeky.

                          He is the one that can rise above his own bullshit to save the day.

                          He is the one who can make things right.

                          He is the one that can make the RRHOF induction ceremony a night to remember, not forget.

                          Ed can call Mike and try to make amends.

                          He won't because he's a fucking pussy!!

                          I used to worship this guy?!?!?!?! Dave is finally back in the band and now you fucking kick Mike out?!?!?! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!1

                          FUCK YOURSELF IN THE BLODDY ASS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

                          YOU BETTER FUCKING STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND MAKE THINGS RIGHT FOR US FANS. YOU BETTER MAKE NICE WITH MIKEY AND DO IT UP ONE LAST TIME EVEN IF YOU'RE DEAD-SET ON YOUR KID PLAYING ON THE TOUR.

                          MOTHERFUCKER I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.

                          I AM ALMOST TO THE POINT WHERE I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS BAND ANYMORE.

                          ED, YOU BETTER MOTHERFUCKING BE A STAND-UP PEEP AND DO THIS SHIT UP RIGHT.

                          'CAUSE IF YOU FUCK THIS UP AND IT TURNS INTO A CIRCUS, I WILL BE AT YOUR CONCERT NEXT SUMMER WITH A GIGANTIC BANNER THAT SAYS FUCK YOU TO HOLYHELL YOU MOTHERFUCKING ALCOHOLIC POS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                          You dont agree with the current situation then.?

                          :D :D :D

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                          • ZahZoo
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 9169

                            #14
                            Will Ed be able to handle the pressure Munson just threw on him..?
                            "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                            • binnie
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2006
                              • 19145

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ZahZoo
                              Will Ed be able to handle the pressure Munson just threw on him..?
                              He'll probably just turn to the bottle!
                              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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