Sting: "I'll join Van Halen."

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
funniest shit since a long time :D

No offence but you just reinforced my assumptions and understanding of the mysteries of the German sense of humour.

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by Plexi Head
No offence but you just reinforced my assumptions and understanding of the mysteries of the German sense of humour.

Shut up and play yer guitar soldier

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Plexi Head
No offence but you just reinforced my assumptions and understanding of the mysteries of the German sense of humour.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Wawazat
Shut up and play yer guitar soldier

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! That cat REWLZ!!!

I wonder if anyone can photochop an uniform on that fucker?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Nitro Express]

Sting is an egotistical asshole. That right there qualifies him to be in Van Halen.

[DavidLeeNatra]

sting was good as a back up singer for the dire straits...he should have kept this job...

[fe_lung]

I get up
and only the plight of displaced native villagers in the South American rainforests gets me down.....

[c5150b]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
He sang background vocals before AND he uses more than just an open E string thump!

Yea and then we could have songs that are more like Rush songs instead of songs like "Running with the Devil" and "You're No Good" Maybe they could actually get a jazz bassist and get real funky. I mean VH isn't known for their simple solid steady bass thumping and great background vocals with thick ass guitar riffs anyway?

[pjvan]

Originally posted by c5150b
Yea and then we could have songs that are more like Rush songs instead of songs like "Running with the Devil" and "You're No Good" Maybe they could actually get a jazz bassist and get real funky. I mean VH isn't known for their simple solid steady bass thumping and great background vocals with thick ass guitar riffs anyway?

Next Alex can start writing the lyrics, mostly about neck pain and his asshole brother. He would have to come up with something better than Spammy.

[KG-EVH]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Can't polish a turd...

Maybe instead of Love Walks In, Bono and Sting can sing Hina and Tell the Truth. Those were great songs in Roth era, weren't they? I do not think those songs can be polished.

[FORD]

Originally posted by KG-EVH
Maybe instead of Love Walks In, Bono and Sting can sing Hina and Tell the Truth. Those were great songs in Roth era, weren't they? I do not think those songs can be polished.

They don't NEED to be polished, sheep.

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[KG-EVH]

Originally posted by FORD
They don't NEED to be polished, sheep.

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I guess you have not listened to those songs in awhile. Maybe you should listen again. Does being a Van Halen fan mean you are a sheep? I guess if that is true, you should check this forum because I think you have a lot of sheep roaming around here. Maybe you should redefine what the term sheep means.

[FORD]

If you think "Cheese Comes Walking In" was a better song than "Tell the Truth", then yes you ARE a sheep. And I don't need to redefine a word when I'm the one who defined it in the first place.

[KG-EVH]

Originally posted by FORD
If you think "Cheese Comes Walking In" was a better song than "Tell the Truth", then yes you ARE a sheep. And I don't need to redefine a word when I'm the one who defined it in the first place.

Absolutely Love, not cheese, Comes Walking In is a better song than Hina, tell the truth. How do you corral all the sheep(Van Halen Fans= Roth era, Hagar era, and Cherone era) on this forum? Ladies night in Buffalo, Just a Gigolo, Easy street. Talk about cheesy songs, Dave invented some, I mean covered some.

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by FORD
Posted by "Greenpaw" over at VH Links.......

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!