Guy Shit Talks Cvh!!!

[RuzDNailz]

Next time you see him, hand him a Bette Midler CD and tell him that there is no difference in that porker he fondly talks of and her.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ELVIS
My dupe thread was better than this crap...

I actually thought it was your finest hour.....

[VanHalener]

Stick your finger in his girlfriend's pooper.

[bantonelli]

Bring a poodle with you and a pooper-scooper and hand him the poodle and the pooper-scooper ask him "Is this who you mean...who made Van Halen successful?????

...then let him know that any s*it he collects from the pooch is EXACTLY what SPAM contributed to the band.

[PlexiBrown]

ohh boy wat a day. i met up with this guy who i work with and out of the blue we start talking music. he tells me of how kick ass the iron maiden concert was here in Toronto in october and how they are truly one of the greatest metal bands. I sit there the whole 20 minutes listening to this guy and then finally said how Van Halen might be coming back with a reunion tour and he shrugged and said "Who cares!! those guys are too old and nobody wants to hear an old hair metal band attempt to play their old shitty tunes

If this is how he feels then what was he doing at the Maiden show?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by vanhalener
Stick your finger in his girlfriend's pooper.

Yes. And PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH!

[Hardrock69]

LMFAO!!!
:D

[binnie]

Hair metal?

WTF??????

[fe_lung]

Well, he has a point. Sammy did a lot to make them the disgraceful train wreck that they are today...

[thetoolrules]

Re: Guy Shit Talks Cvh!!!

Originally posted by Mike-DLR
ohh boy wat a day. i met up with this guy who i work with and out of the blue we start talking music. he tells me of how kick ass the iron maiden concert was here in Toronto in october and how they are truly one of the greatest metal bands. I sit there the whole 20 minutes listening to this guy and then finally said how Van Halen might be coming back with a reunion tour and he shrugged and said "Who cares!! those guys are too old and nobody wants to hear an old hair metal band attempt to play their old shitty tunes like jump, the most overrhyped song of all time!!!".....i sat there in disgust.....i used to call this guy my friend but shit...u dont shit talk the best band of all time!!!

Then he said the stupidest thing ever...."oh van halen were lucky to get into the RRHOF jus because of all the great years sammy gave them....he made them who they were..."

I am meeting up with this guy again next week, and wanna know from my fellow army members....what should i do when he attempts to talk down on Van Halen?????

suck his cock

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by ELVIS
My dupe thread was better than this crap...

Yeps it sure as hell was
for all the wrong reasons.

It should be stickied.

And the ambien snorting comeback should be in everyone's sig.

Along with "I guess you're right"

[ThrillsNSpills]

Re: Guy Shit Talks Cvh!!!

Originally posted by Mike-DLR

I am meeting up with this guy again next week, and wanna know from my fellow army members....what should i do when he attempts to talk down on Van Halen?????

Tell him to get every bit of testosterone removed from his body, then tell him to put on a wig and listen to I can't Stop Loving you.

Then do as Bueno Bob says.
after the punch look at him and say

"No, THAT's what Fucking Dreams....are made of"

[Binky]

Or you could forget verbally insulting him and shag his mother. *^_^* \m/

[Dan]

Originally posted by Binky
Or you could forget verbally insulting him and shag his mother. *^_^* \m/

That's just wrong.

[DLRdelight!]

that guy is a retard man.