New Guitar World With Eddie On Cover

[bluemustard]

He looks like a porn star that has shaven his chest hair and bleached his asshole.
:D

Thats a crappy frontcover..bad photographer..lol

[ELVIS]

Maybe some of his aging porn buddies injected him with Botox®...

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by ELVIS



hahaha...

He looks like fucking Ace Frehley.

For fucks sake, put your shirt on!

Jesus, I fucking HATE Clapton but at least he grew old gracefully. Shit!

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Maybe some of his aging porn buddies injected him with Botox®...

ON THE MONEY! Fucking Botox FOR FUCKING SURE.

Do you have to put the little trade mark after BotoX?

[TheArchitect]

Originally posted by Terry
Come on! They run the teaser Could This Be Magic? column, which basically does nothing but speculate about a CVH reunion, then at the end of the column it says be sure to check out next month's exclusive EVH interview...

The implication that the interview was gonna be about the state of Ed's BAND, and not his fuckin' mass-produced GEAR, was there!

That was your interpretation. That hardly implied some major revelation about the band from Ed. It didn't to me. He wasn't going to talk about something they haven't announced yet.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Plexi Head

Do you have to put the little trade mark after BotoX?

No™...

©2007 ELVIS Industries...

ELVIS@rotharmy.com


®

[MAX]

Honestly, why in the flying fuck would one put that pic on their cover in hopes to sell a lot of zine's?


When's the EVH mask due within this collection?



I mean EVH looks like a LaToya, Michael Jackson, Cher and Joan Rivers gumbo in that pic!!!

FUCK ME!!!

[ELVIS]

Who's zine ??

[MAX]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Who's zine ??

Magazine's smartass!!!

[ELVIS]

Maybe you need this...

[MAX]

Hahahahahaha!!! :D

[Matt White]

GUITARWORLD has always been the official "EVH propaganda" magazine..........

[Terry]

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
I take it that you're not going to be mortgaging your house for a brand spanking new EVH gear replica Franky?? :D

Nah.

Even if I had millions, can't see paying more than a thousand for a guitar...maybe 2 thou max, and quite frankly, Eddie putting out a replica of Franky is an idea that is about 20 to 25 years too late...I mean, who outside of a guitar player in a Van Halen tribute band and aging Eddie tapping-clones is gonna wanna pay big dollars for a guitar that is intentionally designed to look beat up?

Seems kind of silly.

[Terry]

Originally posted by TheArchitect
That was your interpretation. That hardly implied some major revelation about the band from Ed. It didn't to me. He wasn't going to talk about something they haven't announced yet.

If GW wasn't being intentionally cloudy about it, then why not just SAY at the end of the Could This Be Magic blurb exactly what was gonna be in the next month's issue.

I see your point, but what the fuck?

[vhrothfan]

It's silly that he doesnt even mention the band. WTF? It's his band and and the subject is NEVER mentioned.


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