How would you like to see Alex Van Halen recieve his fifth neck injury?

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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15347
    #1

    How would you like to see Alex Van Halen recieve his fifth neck injury?

    According to Ed, the first trauma occurred when Alex fell out of a treehouse; the second when Al slipped while waterskiing; and the third when he attempted to jump over a broom while holding on to the top of the handle (he lost his balance and subsequently pludged to the ground). The fourth happened when Al hoisted his kid onto his shoulders, and the neck just "gave".

    How would you like to see his fifth injury?
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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35754
      #2
      LOL!

      Or maybe just tell him that his ex wives are starting a class action and watch him run...

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        • WARF
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 15347
          #3
          Sesh,

          Did you know Jan Van Halen played BIG BAD BILL on the clarinet minus his left middle finger, which was decapitated in a trailer accident?

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            • Jérôme Frenchise
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Nov 2004
              • 7218
              #4
              Here's how, IMO:

              Alex: Hey! You fucked my wife - AGAIN!
              Dave: Uh?
              Alex: I said, you fucked my wife - AGAIN!

              [Dave kicks Alex's jaw sideways, you-could-never-see-that-coming style]

              Dave: I DIDN'T fuck her, she jumped on me, asking for some fuckin', to be precise. Don't piss me off.
              posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
              posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                • sadaist
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 11625
                  #5
                  How do you slip while waterskiing? I know you can wipe out, but slip?
                  “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                    • Seshmeister
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Oct 2003
                      • 35754
                      #6
                      Did you not know?

                      The Van Halen sisters walk on water...

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                        • Romeo Delight
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Feb 2005
                          • 5174
                          #7
                          WARF...this could be your funniest thread yet
                          sigpicRoth Army Canada

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                            • Matt White
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 20569
                              #8
                              Let Alex be the crash test dummy for new Volkswagon Jetta Airbags!!! 3 30.00%

                              Ve shall PEEMP von Halen!!!

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                                • Terry
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 12133
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                                  Here's how, IMO:

                                  Alex: Hey! You fucked my wife - AGAIN!
                                  Dave: Uh?
                                  Alex: I said, you fucked my wife - AGAIN!

                                  [Dave kicks Alex's jaw sideways, you-could-never-see-that-coming style]

                                  Dave: I DIDN'T fuck her, she jumped on me, asking for some fuckin', to be precise. Don't piss me off.
                                  "again"

                                  Classic
                                  Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                                    • WARF
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 15347
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                      Did you not know?

                                      The Van Halen sisters walk on water...
                                      Only Jesus Christ did that.

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                                        • Ice Cream Girl
                                          Roadie
                                          • Apr 2006
                                          • 145
                                          #11
                                          Re: How would you like to see Alex Van Halen recieve his fifth neck injury?

                                          Originally posted by WARF
                                          According to Ed, the first trauma occurred when Alex fell out of a treehouse; the second when Al slipped while waterskiing; and the third when he attempted to jump over a broom while holding on to the top of the handle (he lost his balance and subsequently pludged to the ground). The fourth happened when Al hoisted his kid onto his shoulders, and the neck just "gave".

                                          How would you like to see his fifth injury?
                                          Sucking his own cock.

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                                            • WelshJon
                                              Groupie
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 87
                                              #12
                                              It's going to happen when the tour dates come out and, as per usual, there'll be no UK shows.
                                              Then it won't be Dave kicking his jaw sideways, it'll be me, in pretty much the same fashion as Dave as described above.

                                              'Course, I'll do it after I've seen the show....:D
                                              www.myspace.com/jonsudbury

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                                                • DLRdelight!
                                                  Veteran
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 1501
                                                  #13
                                                  i never knew he broke his neck that many times lol.

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