Wolfie is probably wanting to nail some MILFS.

[rustoffa]

Alright. Think about it this way.

Wolfie is like Anthony Soprano Jr. He's probably the only member of the family looking at the online community.

There's no Meadow.

Poor ol' Wolfie...he's just wanting to get this fiasco underway. Then he sees all the negative comments.

WWYD?

If I was Wolfie in the same situation? I'm thinking MILF SERENGETI. You know, Dad's gonna get drunk, Dave's gonna be there for a while, Al's gonna retire to a hyperbaric chamber.....

It's time for MILF bitches to suck my dick!!

" 'scuse me....I'm Ed's kid....why don't you suck my dick?"

"wow, you look like the lady from Desperate Housewives...how 'bout sucking my dick?"

"umm...ma'am? I got my dick caught in my zipper...could you suck it?"

[Ice Cream Girl]

Originally posted by rustoffa

Poor ol' Wolfie...he's just wanting to get this fiasco underway. Then he sees all the negative comments.

:

Like this one?

Although I doubt he has time to do much online reading...

Seriously, maybe this would bum him out....not every kid wants to screw someone's hot mom.

Some kids think the age difference is creepy.

Don't you think the kid would want some hot chicks his own age as well?

Weight doesn't hold back older, richer guys from getting hot chicks their own age, or even half their age.

[bueno bob]

If he's going to be playing bass, his ass better be fucking practicing and not reading anti Wolfgang posts on the Roth Army Forums.

I'll address the following to Wolfgang, so as to avoid any confusion and/or hurt feelings on his part.

Wolfgang,

Speaking on behalf of the entire Roth Army Forums - kiss my ass. I'm a better bass player than you.

Your job will soon be mine.

Brat.

Sincerely,

Bueno Bob
Sheep Pen

[Ice Cream Girl]

Originally posted by bueno bob
If he's going to be playing bass, his ass better be fucking practicing and not reading anti Wolfgang posts on the Roth Army Forums.

AMEN.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Ice Cream Girl
AMEN.

Ice Cream Girl likes it!

:D

So, uh...you want an early autograph before I get the bassist gig? It'll be worth $5 on eBay before the tours over I bet!

[Ice Cream Girl]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Ice Cream Girl likes it!

:D

So, uh...you want an early autograph before I get the bassist gig? It'll be worth $5 on eBay before the tours over I bet!

Do I have to pay $10 to get one? Because in that case, I'd be losing $$$$$.....

[binnie]

I doubt Wolfgang cares anyhow.

What teenage kid wouldn't want that opportunity?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Ice Cream Girl
Do I have to pay $10 to get one? Because in that case, I'd be losing $$$$$.....

I'll cut you a deal - free shipping...

Hell, I gotta make a living somehow, we all know Ed ain't gonna pay me shit...

[Ice Cream Girl]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I'll cut you a deal - free shipping...

Hell, I gotta make a living somehow, we all know Ed ain't gonna pay me shit...

Well, you could tour with The Police, but the only thing Sting would give you is a year's supply of tofu and tantric sex lessons with him and Trudie.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Ice Cream Girl
Well, you could tour with The Police, but the only thing Sting would give you is a year's supply of tofu and tantric sex lessons with him and Trudie.

Hmmm...

Gonna have to pass on that one, I think...

Although the sex angle is tempting, I think I'm going to aim a wee bit higher than Sting and Trudie....

[Ice Cream Girl]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Hmmm...

Gonna have to pass on that one, I think...

Although the sex angle is tempting, I think I'm going to aim a wee bit higher than Sting and Trudie....

What's your preference then, Darth? A threesome with Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia? Or Han Solo and Chewbacca? I'm sure either of those romps would be better than Sting and Trudie.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Ice Cream Girl
What's your preference then, Darth? A threesome with Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia? Or Han Solo and Chewbacca? I'm sure either of those romps would be better than Sting and Trudie.

Chewbacca's a bit on the hairy side...Luke and Leia would lead me into incest, which would be a bit unsettling, so I'll pass on that...

Maybe a threesome with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Neve Campbell?

[Dan]

Did someone say MILF.:D

[bueno bob]

Yeah, this'll do nicely...







They will come to me...

...IT IS THEIR DESTINY...

[Ice Cream Girl]

Bob, if you had photoshop, you could put your Darth Vader glove between her legs...that would be a good signature for you, no?