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  • thetoolrules
    Banned
    • Oct 2006
    • 163

    the tour

    will dave take his patented leap off the drum riser to start the show? i don't think he can do it anymore. instead, why don't, just as the song kicks in and the lights go on, have a midget sucking off a donkey while dave does the jackattack all over them.
  • WelshJon
    Groupie
    • Aug 2004
    • 87

    #2
    He could still do it in 2004....
    www.myspace.com/jonsudbury

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    • Matt White
      • Jun 2004
      • 20569

      #3
      Re: the tour

      Originally posted by thetoolrules
      ... have a midget sucking off a donkey while Hillbillies does the jackoff all over them.
      A typical night at the bar in Newfieland..............


      You sick ass-Bandit..........

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      • VanHalener
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5451

        #4
        WTF?!
        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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        • hideyoursheep
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2007
          • 6351

          #5
          Re: the tour

          Originally posted by thetoolrules
          will dave take his pants off so I can give him a blow? i don't think I can swallow it anymore. instead, why don't, just as the song kicks in and the lights go on, I start sucking off a donkey while dave does the jackattack all over me.

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          • bantonelli
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Nov 2004
            • 2629

            #6
            Re: the tour

            Originally posted by thetoolrules
            will dave take his patented leap off the drum riser to start the show? i don't think he can do it anymore. instead, why don't, just as the song kicks in and the lights go on, have a midget sucking off a donkey while dave does the jackattack all over them.

            I think you should take a patented Leap off a bridge......buh bye.:D
            "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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            • Terry
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12123

              #7
              Re: the tour

              Originally posted by thetoolrules
              will dave take his patented leap off the drum riser to start the show? i don't think he can do it anymore. instead, why don't, just as the song kicks in and the lights go on, have a midget sucking off a donkey while dave does the jackattack all over them.
              What a 'tard!

              Yet I can't stop laughing!!

              I dunno if Dave will do the leap off the riser or not, but my guess would be if he did, it'd be at the end of the show...although the midget sucking off the donkey frankly sounds more appealing...then again I really don't want Hagar and Anthony onstage while VH 2007 are playing, so I suppose nix that idea after all.
              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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              • thetoolrules
                Banned
                • Oct 2006
                • 163

                #8
                Re: Re: the tour

                Originally posted by Terry
                What a 'tard!

                Yet I can't stop laughing!!

                I dunno if Dave will do the leap off the riser or not, but my guess would be if he did, it'd be at the end of the show...although the midget sucking off the donkey frankly sounds more appealing...then again I really don't want Hagar and Anthony onstage while VH 2007 are playing, so I suppose nix that idea after all.
                glad to see someone enjoys my wholesome family humour. anyways, i hope dave will do us all proud. i just think he needs mike anthony on backup. it was a big part of the vh sound. besides, who's dave gonna swing the leg over?

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                • Hardrock69
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 21897

                  #9
                  Rite Stool For The Slob makes another appearance.

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #10
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                    • Matt White
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20569

                      #11
                      THe Stool............still won't get it a break

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