Welp, looks like Wolfie is set to sing "I'll Wait."

[rustoffa]

Read the re-work and weep.


They've got me captured
I'm living in hell
My mom 'ell never learn
Ol' dad's a sphincter
Yes I know it well
Another wage is earned
Is this for real?
It's not hard to tell
He's eating thorazine
Yeah, he just smiles and the tickets sell
Look what that does to me

I'll wait
'Til my mom hits town
She's coming straight for your heart
No way
You can stop her now
As drunk as you are

I wrote a letter
And told her these words
My daddy smells like pee
A roadie sent it
She hopefully heard
Her spies don't follow me

And while she eats pies
I can never be free
Please close the bakery

I'll wait
'Til my mom hits town
She's coming straight for your heart
No way
You can stop her now
As drunk as you are

(Guitar Solo)

Dad can't imagine
What a toilet means
Pisses his pants alot
Bushes are free
To everyone who needs
A place to take a squat

Is this for real?
It's not hard to tell
He's eating thorazine
Yeah, he just smiles and the tickets sell
Look what that does to me

I'll wait
'Til my mom hits town
She's coming straight for your heart
No way
You can stop her now
As drunk as you are

I'll wait
'Til my mom hits town
She's coming straight for your heart
No way
You can stop her now
As drunk as you are

I'll wait

[jgdrag]

Classic work

Alternate chorus

I'll pee,
myself all night,
my pants are wet, just llike my dad
No way,
He'll change his depends,
as drunk as he is

[binnie]

Fantastic!

[WOAHYEAH]

Such good song-mockary!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by WOAHYEAH
Such good song-mockary!

Wolfie goes EMO!

[LoungeMachine]

#1. stoffa.

#2. everyone else.

[stillwaitin]

LMFAO!!!

[Howlin' Wolf]

Hungry Like The Wolf Gang

Dark in the city, Dad is wired
Steam in the subway, my vocals are fire
Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do
Teenyboppers you want me, give me a sign
And catch my breathing leaving Mullet behind
Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do

Dad fell on the ground
Im on the hunt Im after you
Smell like I sound, Im lost in a crowd
And Im hungry like the wolfgang
Straddle the line, in discord and rhyme
Im on the hunt Im after you
Mouth is alive with juices like smokin loon wine
And Im hungry like the wolfgang

Stalked in the forest, too sheep are too close to hide
Ill be upon you by the moonlight ride
Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do
Uncle Al's drumming on the skins is so tight
You feel my heart, Im just a moment behind...the groove
Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do

In touch with the O.C.
Im on the hunt Im after Mike's job
Scent and a sound, Mikey's lost and Im found
And Im hungry like the wolfgang
Roth struts down the line, in a simple rhyme
I howl and I don't drink Pa's wine Im after yous
Vocals is alive all running inside
And Im hungry like the wolfgang

-

(hungry like the wuff
Hungry like the wolfgang
Hungry like the wolfgang)

[jgdrag]

Very good HW

[Atomic Dyver]

OUTSTANDING!!!

This new version of I'll Wait will be a Bitchtoast classic

[Terry]

Re: Welp, looks like Wolfie is set to sing "I'll Wait."

Originally posted by rustoffa
Read the re-work and weep.


They've got me captured
I'm living in hell
My mom 'ell never learn
Ol' dad's a sphincter
Yes I know it well
Another wage is earned
Is this for real?
It's not hard to tell
He's eating thorazine
Yeah, he just smiles and the tickets sell
Look what that does to me

I'll wait
'Til my mom hits town
She's coming straight for your heart
No way
You can stop her now
As drunk as you are

I wrote a letter
And told her these words
My daddy smells like pee
A roadie sent it
She hopefully heard
Her spies don't follow me

And while she eats pies
I can never be free
Please close the bakery

I'll wait
'Til my mom hits town
She's coming straight for your heart
No way
You can stop her now
As drunk as you are

(Guitar Solo)

Dad can't imagine
What a toilet means
Pisses his pants alot
Bushes are free
To everyone who needs
A place to take a squat

Is this for real?
It's not hard to tell
He's eating thorazine
Yeah, he just smiles and the tickets sell
Look what that does to me

I'll wait
'Til my mom hits town
She's coming straight for your heart
No way
You can stop her now
As drunk as you are

I'll wait
'Til my mom hits town
She's coming straight for your heart
No way
You can stop her now
As drunk as you are

I'll wait

Am laughing so hard it hurts.

Not astonishing it is to one of rustoffas threads.

[distortion9]

Actually, I heard they're changing the lyrics to "I Ate".

[Ally_Kat]

Re: Welp, looks like Wolfie is set to sing "I'll Wait."

Originally posted by rustoffa


I wrote a letter
And told her these words
My daddy smells like pee

Oh shit! Now everytime I hear that song...

[Romeo Delight]

"And while she eats pies
I can never be free
Please close the bakery"


Rustoffa....all brilliant. But this...

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Yes. Make fun of people sufferring with the disease of alcoholism. Highly amusing.