Welp, looks like Wolfie is set to sing "I'll Wait."

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  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8963

    Welp, looks like Wolfie is set to sing "I'll Wait."

    Read the re-work and weep.


    They've got me captured
    I'm living in hell
    My mom 'ell never learn
    Ol' dad's a sphincter
    Yes I know it well
    Another wage is earned
    Is this for real?
    It's not hard to tell
    He's eating thorazine
    Yeah, he just smiles and the tickets sell
    Look what that does to me

    I'll wait
    'Til my mom hits town
    She's coming straight for your heart
    No way
    You can stop her now
    As drunk as you are

    I wrote a letter
    And told her these words
    My daddy smells like pee
    A roadie sent it
    She hopefully heard
    Her spies don't follow me

    And while she eats pies
    I can never be free
    Please close the bakery

    I'll wait
    'Til my mom hits town
    She's coming straight for your heart
    No way
    You can stop her now
    As drunk as you are

    (Guitar Solo)

    Dad can't imagine
    What a toilet means
    Pisses his pants alot
    Bushes are free
    To everyone who needs
    A place to take a squat

    Is this for real?
    It's not hard to tell
    He's eating thorazine
    Yeah, he just smiles and the tickets sell
    Look what that does to me

    I'll wait
    'Til my mom hits town
    She's coming straight for your heart
    No way
    You can stop her now
    As drunk as you are

    I'll wait
    'Til my mom hits town
    She's coming straight for your heart
    No way
    You can stop her now
    As drunk as you are

    I'll wait
  • jgdrag
    Sniper
    • Jul 2005
    • 789

    #2
    Classic work

    Alternate chorus

    I'll pee,
    myself all night,
    my pants are wet, just llike my dad
    No way,
    He'll change his depends,
    as drunk as he is
    Last edited by jgdrag; 02-02-2007, 02:52 AM.

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    • binnie
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • May 2006
      • 19145

      #3
      Fantastic!
      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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      • WOAHYEAH
        Head Fluffer
        • Jan 2004
        • 485

        #4
        Such good song-mockary!
        Served hot, right from the rhythm kitchen.

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        • rustoffa
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8963

          #5
          Originally posted by WOAHYEAH
          Such good song-mockary!
          Wolfie goes EMO!

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576

            #6
            #1. stoffa.

            #2. everyone else.
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • stillwaitin
              Roth Army Recruit
              • Jan 2007
              • 13

              #7
              LMFAO!!!

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              • Howlin' Wolf

                #8
                Hungry Like The Wolf Gang

                Dark in the city, Dad is wired
                Steam in the subway, my vocals are fire
                Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do
                Teenyboppers you want me, give me a sign
                And catch my breathing leaving Mullet behind
                Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do

                Dad fell on the ground
                Im on the hunt Im after you
                Smell like I sound, Im lost in a crowd
                And Im hungry like the wolfgang
                Straddle the line, in discord and rhyme
                Im on the hunt Im after you
                Mouth is alive with juices like smokin loon wine
                And Im hungry like the wolfgang

                Stalked in the forest, too sheep are too close to hide
                Ill be upon you by the moonlight ride
                Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do
                Uncle Al's drumming on the skins is so tight
                You feel my heart, Im just a moment behind...the groove
                Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do

                In touch with the O.C.
                Im on the hunt Im after Mike's job
                Scent and a sound, Mikey's lost and Im found
                And Im hungry like the wolfgang
                Roth struts down the line, in a simple rhyme
                I howl and I don't drink Pa's wine Im after yous
                Vocals is alive all running inside
                And Im hungry like the wolfgang

                -

                (hungry like the wuff
                Hungry like the wolfgang
                Hungry like the wolfgang)

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                • jgdrag
                  Sniper
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 789

                  #9
                  Very good HW

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                  • Atomic Dyver
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 313

                    #10
                    OUTSTANDING!!!

                    This new version of I'll Wait will be a Bitchtoast classic

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                    • Terry
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12126

                      #11
                      Re: Welp, looks like Wolfie is set to sing "I'll Wait."

                      Originally posted by rustoffa
                      Read the re-work and weep.


                      They've got me captured
                      I'm living in hell
                      My mom 'ell never learn
                      Ol' dad's a sphincter
                      Yes I know it well
                      Another wage is earned
                      Is this for real?
                      It's not hard to tell
                      He's eating thorazine
                      Yeah, he just smiles and the tickets sell
                      Look what that does to me

                      I'll wait
                      'Til my mom hits town
                      She's coming straight for your heart
                      No way
                      You can stop her now
                      As drunk as you are

                      I wrote a letter
                      And told her these words
                      My daddy smells like pee
                      A roadie sent it
                      She hopefully heard
                      Her spies don't follow me

                      And while she eats pies
                      I can never be free
                      Please close the bakery

                      I'll wait
                      'Til my mom hits town
                      She's coming straight for your heart
                      No way
                      You can stop her now
                      As drunk as you are

                      (Guitar Solo)

                      Dad can't imagine
                      What a toilet means
                      Pisses his pants alot
                      Bushes are free
                      To everyone who needs
                      A place to take a squat

                      Is this for real?
                      It's not hard to tell
                      He's eating thorazine
                      Yeah, he just smiles and the tickets sell
                      Look what that does to me

                      I'll wait
                      'Til my mom hits town
                      She's coming straight for your heart
                      No way
                      You can stop her now
                      As drunk as you are

                      I'll wait
                      'Til my mom hits town
                      She's coming straight for your heart
                      No way
                      You can stop her now
                      As drunk as you are

                      I'll wait
                      Am laughing so hard it hurts.

                      Not astonishing it is to one of rustoffas threads.
                      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                      • distortion9
                        Sniper
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 784

                        #12
                        Actually, I heard they're changing the lyrics to "I Ate".
                        http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...sternsucks.jpg

                        http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80...9e45f7d735.jpg

                        Your mom's box!

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                        • Ally_Kat
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 7612

                          #13
                          Re: Welp, looks like Wolfie is set to sing "I'll Wait."

                          Originally posted by rustoffa


                          I wrote a letter
                          And told her these words
                          My daddy smells like pee

                          Oh shit! Now everytime I hear that song...
                          Roth Army Militia

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                          • Romeo Delight
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Feb 2005
                            • 5172

                            #14
                            "And while she eats pies
                            I can never be free
                            Please close the bakery"


                            Rustoffa....all brilliant. But this...

                            sigpicRoth Army Canada

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                            • EAT MY ASSHOLE
                              Veteran
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 1887

                              #15
                              Yes. Make fun of people sufferring with the disease of alcoholism. Highly amusing.
                              RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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