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  • sadaist
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jul 2004
    • 11625

    Smartest thing Eddie ever has said

    Taken today from MTV news...



    "Playing these timeless hits only works with Dave," Eddie told MTV News in an exclusive statement. "After one rehearsal, it was pure magic."


    Playing these timeless hits only works with Dave

    Playing these timeless hits only works with Dave

    Playing these timeless hits only works with Dave

    Playing these timeless hits only works with Dave


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  • Pasadena Bunnie
    Head Fluffer
    • Jul 2006
    • 413

    #2
    Re: Smartest thing Eddie ever has said

    Originally posted by sadaist
    Taken today from MTV news...



    "Playing these timeless hits only works with Dave," Eddie told MTV News in an exclusive statement. "After one rehearsal, it was pure magic."


    Playing these timeless hits only works with Dave

    Playing these timeless hits only works with Dave

    Playing these timeless hits only works with Dave

    Playing these timeless hits only works with Dave


    http://www.vh1.com/news/articles/155...an_halen.jhtml
    That's right, ED...keep clicking your heels and repeat:


    Playing these timeless hits only works with Dave

    Playing these timeless hits only works with Dave...


    :baaa :baaa :baaa :baaa :baaa :baaa :baaa

    R E A L I T Y FINALLY SINKING IN.

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    • Roth & Roll
      Foot Soldier
      • Feb 2004
      • 727

      #3
      These were words typed up by his porn-whore girl friend whom Dave is probably railing as I type this.

      Ed didn't realize the obvious since 1996? Only now? Yeah, ok

      Ed isn't even able to pronounce half of those words he "said".
      http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/...oker-small.jpg

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      • WOAHYEAH
        Head Fluffer
        • Jan 2004
        • 485

        #4
        "I am very excited to get back to the core of what made VAN HALEN."
        Served hot, right from the rhythm kitchen.

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        • rustoffa
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8963

          #5
          “I am having a blast playing songs we wrote with Dave and I can’t wait to get on stage and get it on with and for the fans!” Eddie enthused when asked about his feelings on the reunion tour.

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          • EAT MY ASSHOLE
            Veteran
            • Feb 2006
            • 1887

            #6
            Isn't this the same guy who since '85 bithced how dave could never sing in tune in concert and that he only began tuning to E Flat b/c dave was tone deaf?
            RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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            • Diamondjimi
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2004
              • 12086

              #7
              The VH Saga cuntinues...........
              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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              • diamondsgirl
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Apr 2004
                • 7563

                #8
                I love when Ed has these moments of clarity

                Typical drunk
                “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                • bru87tr
                  Commando
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 1211

                  #9
                  this is messed up hearing all these things ed is saying about dave. it doesnt seem real.

                  even more messed up is how quiet Dave is.
                  "I've been rich and I've been poor....rich is better, totally better"

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                  • indeedido
                    Veteran
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 2293

                    #10
                    I have a feeling something is brewing. That is why Dave is so quiet. I still think a super bowl appearance is possible.
                    This space for rent.

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                    • Terry
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12123

                      #11
                      Let's not start up with the Superbowl rumors again!

                      Hey, fuck it. If it took Ed this long to say what the rest of us have known for years, so be it.

                      Better late than never.
                      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                      • DLR'sCock
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 2937

                        #12
                        Superbowl???

                        Ha!!!

                        Well Prince is gonna perform, but the KINGS come out for a shwo stopping finale???


                        nahhhhh....

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                        • Atomic Dyver
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 313

                          #13
                          The smartest thing Ed ever said was: "Maybe the keyboards aren't that cool afterall....someone call Dave we need some help"

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                          • jgdrag
                            Sniper
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 789

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Atomic Dyver
                            The smartest thing Ed ever said was: "Maybe the keyboards aren't that cool afterall....someone call Dave we need some help"
                            LMAO

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                            • kamaboko
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 287

                              #15
                              be serious...it's about making money. ed would stroke dave's dick on the bus if he has to. dave might even do the same to ed. take a looK at this interview from 1994

                              DLR says:

                              "Eddie Van Halen is an idiot savant, but a spectacular guitar player, and at the end of the day maybe that’s all you need to be," he said. "This morbid hostility keeps coming out of the Van Halen camp. Instead of talking about their new music, they want to take shots at me.

                              AND NOW THEY'RE THE BEST OF BUDS. LOL. IT'S CASH KIDS.
                              -----------------

                              "Maybe if the Van Halens would have taken a little bit more time looking for a better singer than Sam they would feel more confident about their music," Roth said.

                              AND WHAT DOES DAVE DO? HE GOES ON TOUR WITH SAM. WHY? BECAUSE IT PAYS CASH. YOU'RE MY FRIEND IF THERE'S MONEY IT.

                              it's pay day, and you can bet they're going to soak up every penny. how much are you willing to give?

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