Wolfie's Cryin'

[VHrocks]

He saw the look of his thighs
N' he knew better
But he wanted donuts tonight
And it was now or never
They made him look so fat
Oh, whoa, whoa, Wolfie's cryin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Wolfie's cryin'
Now Wolfie wouldn't go on a diet
He knew he'd get fatter
N' so he ordered pizza tonight
Oh, and now he's fatter than ever

He seems to keep getting fatter, uh yeah yeah
Uh, just to try to make himself feel better
He said "Gimme, gimme a buffet line”
But he knows he’ll keep getting bigger

Oh, whoa, whoa, Wolfie's cryin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Wolfie's cryin'

Now Wolfie's been on diets before (Ahh-ahh)
And he knows what willpower is for (Ahh-ahh)
It should mean a little, a little more (Ahh-ahh)
Than one night binges. Woo!

(Guitar Solo)

He seems to keep getting fatter, uh yeah yeah
Uh, just to try to make himself feel better
He said "Gimme, gimme a buffet line”
But he knows he’ll keep getting bigger

Oh, whoa, whoa, Wolfie's cryin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Wolfie's cryin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Wolfie's cryin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Wolfie's cryin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Wolfie's cryin'

:D