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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120
    #1

    Dear Wolfgang...



    I can't imagine Wolfgang not checking this crazy place out from time to time...

    I kinda feel sorry for the dude...

    I mean, I think there's a good chance some "fans" are gonna give him a rough time at some of the shows...things could get ugly...to the point where daddy Van Halen might really get pissed off and start throwing $30,000 replicas into the crowd...

    So, If you had something to say to the kid, or something you'd like his old man to hear, what would it be ??



    Tags: dear, wolfgang
    • Panamark
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 17161
      #2
      Sammy is Gay !
      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
      Love ya Mary Frances!

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        • ELVIS
          Banned
          • Dec 2003
          • 44120
          #3
          LMAO!

          C'mon ya bugger...

          I know you can do better than that...:D

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            • MAX
              Rotharmy Gladiator

              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 13001
              #4
              Knock 'em dead kid!!!

              KNOCK 'EM DEAD!!!
              EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                • Panamark
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 17161
                  #5
                  Originally posted by ELVIS
                  LMAO!

                  C'mon ya bugger...

                  I know you can do better than that...:D
                  Uncle Mike is on the radio flogging his sauce using our
                  name again Daddy !!!!!
                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                    • Jesus Christ
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2434
                      #6
                      Nobody knows better than I how hard it is to grow up in the shadow of a legendary Father.

                      At least My Dad waited until I was 30 to put Me on stage.

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                        • binnie
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2006
                          • 19145
                          #7
                          Jesus Rocks!
                          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                            • vh rides again
                              Commando
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 1058
                              #8
                              just stay home kid. youll have the house to yourself.

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                                • Roy Munson
                                  Veteran
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 1526
                                  #9
                                  Break a leg....daddy's leg.
                                  Originally posted by ELVIS
                                  I guess you're right...

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                                    • Atomic Dyver
                                      Head Fluffer
                                      • Mar 2004
                                      • 313
                                      #10
                                      If Wolfgang wants to get his dad to listen all he has to do is walk around the house chain-smoking marlboros and guzzlin beer while wearing an "Eat em and Smile" tour t shirt..Yelling: "BRING ON THE SLUTS!!!!!"

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                                        • binnie
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • May 2006
                                          • 19145
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by vh rides again
                                          just stay home kid. youll have the house to yourself.
                                          Ha Ha!!

                                          Killer.
                                          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                                            • Hardrock69
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 21897
                                              #12
                                              Hey, if giving the punk a hard time will result in daddy throwing his guitar into the audience, I will be the first one to stand up and start shouting shit at the kid!!!

                                              :D

                                              Even if the guitar were a cheap piece of shit, it would sell for big $$$ on ebay as "the guitar that loser spEd threw into the audience when he lost his temper at the last gig his son played with Van Halen".

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                                                • LoungeMachine
                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 32576
                                                  #13
                                                  Dear Wolfgang,

                                                  Can you help explain why ELVIS has lost it?


                                                  P.S.

                                                  let uncle mikey play this one, they're will be plenty of tours for you.....

                                                  -LM
                                                  Originally posted by Kristy
                                                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                                    • hideyoursheep
                                                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                      • 6351
                                                      #14
                                                      Why does your tour bus say "Outback Steakhouse"?

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                                                        • Diamondjimi
                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 12086
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Dear Wolfgang...

                                                          Originally posted by ELVIS

                                                          I always thought the "Let's all spank the bass together" reach around thing was kinda gay...

                                                          As for Edsloadgang.. if he's sucks he should be told !
                                                          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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