Van Halen cups to be sold on tour.

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[pjvan]

Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

You know, up until the part about Bette and Spam being the same person, your description of the Fat Fucker could also describe Ed for the past 22 years.

[Atomic Dyver]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
who is sammy hagar?

Author of future muzak classics such as "I can't drive 55" and "wrong way to rock"

he is also the syphilis that almost destroyed Van Halen....ironically there have never been any reports of Eddie threatening him with Mortal Combat finishing move know as the EVH WHIRLWIND CROTCH KICK