Van Halen

[pjvan]

Sooner or later there will probably be a movie based on the band, who should play the parts?

Of course the obvious, Bette Midler as Spammy McFagar.

Maybe...Jackie Chan as Alex Van Halen?

Val Van Halen as Val Van Halen.

Someone mentioned Val Kilmer was going to play Dave in the Crue movie, so maybe Val as Dave in the VH movie?

Adam Sandler as Eddie Van Halen?

The Pet Rock as The Bass Player?

Pauly Shore as Gary Cherone?

Name your cast of the VH movie.

[PlexiBrown]

Eddie Van Halen............Alice Cooper
DLR.............................Steve Martin
Alex Van Halen.............Al Gore
Michael Anthony............Mickey Rooney
Sammy Hagar...............Ronald McDonald
Gary Cherone................Ted Danson

[Little Texan]

Owen Wilson as David Lee Roth
Bette Midler as Sammy Hagar (no arguing that)
Richard Simmons as Gary Cherone
George Clooney as Eddie Van Halen
Louie Anderson as Wolfgang Van Halen
Peter Reckell (Bo on Days Of Our Lives) as Michael Anthony
Angelina Jolie as Valerie Bertinelli
Keanu Reeves as Alex Van Halen

[PHOENIX]

Eddie Van Halen............Mel Gibson
DLR.............................Bobcat Goldwait
Alex Van Halen.............The dude from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Michael Anthony............Randy Quaid
Sammy Hagar...............Bruce Villanch
Gary Cherone................Paul Reubens

[pjvan]

Originally posted by Little Texan

Peter Reckell (Bo on Days Of Our Lives) as Michael Anthony

That could work if he thinned his hair out and gained about 70 pounds. There is a resemblance in the face.

[Atomic Dyver]

EVH - Jimmy Fallon
AVH - Jeff Goldblum
MA - Horatio Sanz
DLR - William Shatner
Wolfie - pilsbury doughboy
Sammy - Abe Vigoda

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
Sammy Hagar...............Bruce Villanch
Gary Cherone................Paul Reubens

Even better, lol!

[Atomic Dyver]

This could be a trilogy for the movies and maybe even spin off into prime-time soap opera. Even better idea would be if the tour fails they should have to do a reality show where they have to live in an abandoned mall for a month with no booze.

[thetoolrules]

dave - don knotts

[pjvan]

Originally posted by Atomic Dyver
This could be a trilogy for the movies and maybe even spin off into prime-time soap opera. Even better idea would be if the tour fails they should have to do a reality show where they have to live in an abandoned mall for a month with no booze.

Now you have a great idea, the VH reality show. Only make them live in a little RV, VH Road Rules. What happens when you put 5 bitter rock stars and Gary Cherone in an RV for the entire summer. See who dies first.

[diamondsgirl]

EVH - Valerie Bertinelli
DLR - Owen Wilson
AVH - Jackie Chan (lol...thats funny)
MA - Mickey Rourke

[FORD]

Originally posted by Little Texan

Peter Reckell (Bo on Days Of Our Lives) as Michael Anthony

Only if he grew his hair back to the 1985 power mullet.

[ELVIS]

LMAO!

Like there would be a Van Halen movie...

The world lost interest ages ago...

Maybe if Dave or Edward were dead...

[bueno bob]

Brendan Fraser.........David Lee Roth


Tom Cruise..............Eddie Van Halen


Jim Carrey...............Michael Anthony


Keanu Reeves..........Alex Van Halen


Valerie Bertinelli........Herself


Jack Black................Sammy Hagar


Dermot Mulroney.......Gary Cherone


Jack Osbourne..........Wolfgang Van Halen


Alex Winter...............Mitch Malloy


Craig T. Nelson..........Ted Templeman


VERY SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY:

Ron Jeremy as Gene Simmons


Script by Matt Stone and Trey Parker...



Directed by Michael Bay...because we need shit to blow up...

[DlocRoth]

Now thats a movie!! LOL