Gary Cherone Found Dead, Suicide Over HOF Suspected

[VHrocks]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Naturally, Howard K. Stern was Gary's lawyer at the time.

He's still trying to get custody of Gary's baby.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Five stars for ya. I laughed my ass off!

:D

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Little Texan
What's he doing here? Pretending he's holding Ed's and Al's nutsacks?

"Edward! Why hath Thou forsaken me?"

"THOU DID NOT SELL ALBUMS. THOU HAD BETTER WEARETH A CUP."

[binnie]

Doesn't Cherone have a twin brother?

Two of them is just not funny....

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Naturally, Howard K. Stern was Gary's lawyer at the time.

He's still trying to get custody of Gary's baby.

[Gary Cherone]

Hey guys, just thought I'd check in to let you all know I'm not dead. I know a lot of you out there care, and I appreciate all the PM's asking if it was true and wishing me well.

As for the RRHOF, I'm not too bummed about not being inducted: VH3 was a good record, one of the best records of the 90s infact, and Josephine is the best song ever written with that title - it's a work and a legacy I'm proud of, and it still sells (3 copies a year) to this day.

Anyways, I can wait 10 years or so until I get inducted as part of Extreme: you know that 3 sides to Every Story is the best record of the 90s, we broke ground on that one; and Barry Manilow once told me that More than Words is one of the best love-songs ever written, he even said it was better than Mandy. I know we'll get put in, we rocked.

Anyways kids, believe in God, don't do drugs, and treat women with respect.

Ga y

[ELVIS]

How touching...

[LoungeMachine]

HE HAS RISEN !!!!

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by bueno bob


In Van Halen's house, there are many singers.If it were not so I would have told you. I go to prepare a mikestand for you.
Verily, verily I say unto you, he that entereth not by the door to 5150,but climeth up some other way,is Sammy Hagar.
But he that entereth in by the door is David Lee Roth.
To him the porter openeth;and the sheep hear his voice:and he calleth his own fans by name and leadeth the sheep out.

Hallelujah!!

[Vinnie Velvet]

Gary will be releasing a book on "The Top ten Gay Stage Moves" including his infamous 'reaching down from the front of his crotch and grabbing his ass from behind!' act as evidenced on the VH 3 MTV Australian show.

:D

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
HE HAS RISEN !!!!

Shoulda waited for seven days...more dramatic that way...

[binnie]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Shoulda waited for seven days...more dramatic that way...

Ahhh, but it is PROOF that Ga y is seven times more powerful than Christ himself....

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Rikk
It's true. Gary shot himself in a hotel room. The police that entered the hotel reported that JOSEPHINA was blasting on repeat on Gary's laptop.

A sad day.

Hagar AND Cherone dying in the same week.

I smell a conspiracy.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Gary is Jesus??

Is God gay??

(in my best Bueno Bob voice) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Atomic Dyver]

Originally posted by VHrocks

OUTSTANDING

[sadaist]

Originally posted by Gary Cherone



...and treat women with respect.

Sooner or later
You'll be a He-Man Woman Hater.....