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  • dlrisvanhalen9
    Roth Army Recruit
    • Feb 2007
    • 1

    This Guy Is A Joke

    This guy is a turd who bashes DLR while paying praise to Hagar for his role in VH. E-mail this clown and let him know who the real DLR fans are!

  • kamaboko
    Head Fluffer
    • Nov 2006
    • 287

    #2
    it was a pretty fucking balanced article. what's your complaint?

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    • Plexi Head
      Head Fluffer
      • May 2005
      • 395

      #3
      QUOTE:"Everybody LOVES the wildcard. Like I said before, Diamond Dave was one of the most unpredictable, charismatic frontmen to ever grace the stage. When he was on, everybody loved him regardless of gender. Women wanted to sleep with him, and guys wanted to BE him. His style of performing was the perfect match for a group full of wild guys who just liked to drink, party, and play music. Yeah, Roth was an egomaniac and a pompous ass. But that's what you loved about him.

      So in the end, I guess nice guys do finish last.

      WINNER- "DIAMOND" DAVID LEE ROTH"


      He may be a turd but a realistic turd, Dave ends up being the winner.
      "One mouthful of you will rot every tooth in my mouth you little sugar"

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      • pflo
        Banned
        • Nov 2006
        • 420

        #4
        free speech.

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        • yah
          Head Fluffer
          • Jan 2006
          • 253

          #5
          Roth wins....no argument

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          • Atomic Dyver
            Head Fluffer
            • Mar 2004
            • 313

            #6
            He got it right....Dave is the winner. I wouldn't exactly say the waboritas or his tequila give him lasting power, but the guy loves gaygar and he admitted it.

            Lasting power in my opinion is the DLR faithful that have been calling for his presence back in VH all these years. There may be some pansys out there that want to hear "dreams" and if thats the case they can go see the waboritas any time they want.

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            • jero
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jan 2004
              • 2927

              #7
              And Roth is in Van halen, so who cares.

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              • DavidLeeNatra
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 10715

                #8
                Originally posted by jero
                And Roth is in Van halen, so who cares.
                bingo...
                Roth Army Icon
                First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                • ThrillsNSpills
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6627

                  #9
                  The problem with these fluff pieces is that the writer will editorialize or fill in the gaps of what he doesn't know with specultation.

                  I think Dave is a better guitar player than Hagar, you just don't hear that side of him showcased.
                  Maybe people don't see the finger-picking side of him as a skill. who knows, who cares.

                  and who gives a fuck how anyone's hair in the band is when you're blasting Women and Children or any of those discs?

                  And number 1 records mean nothing. If they did you could make the argument that Britney Spears (with hair) is better than the early Van Halen.
                  There's art and there's marketing.

                  which albums are you playing 10-20 years down the line is the measure of success in my HO.

                  Anyone who could make the argument 5150 is better because it was #1 doesn't know about random facts about trends, and who's record was also out that week, etc. Hagar will tell you that himself.

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                  • DavidLeeNatra
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 10715

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
                    I think Dave is a better guitar player than Hagar
                    no way...
                    Roth Army Icon
                    First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 59565

                      #11
                      Whether Dave is a better guitarist than Hagar or not is irrelevant. Because it's a fact that Dave, indeed PLAYS guitar on more VH records than Sammy does.
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • DavidLeeNatra
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 10715

                        #12
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        Whether Dave is a better guitarist than Hagar or not is irrelevant. Because it's a fact that Dave, indeed PLAYS guitar on more VH records than Sammy does.
                        ha ha...right!
                        Roth Army Icon
                        First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                        • ThrillsNSpills
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6627

                          #13
                          Originally posted by FORD
                          Whether Dave is a better guitarist than Hagar or not is irrelevant. Because it's a fact that Dave, indeed PLAYS guitar on more VH records than Sammy does.
                          Interesting.
                          What do we have there?
                          Dave-ice cream man, Could this be Magic,Full Bug.

                          Sam- Finish what you started.

                          "live without a ballsack" doesn't count.
                          If that would have worked they never would have tracked the keyboards afterwards.

                          did I miss any?

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                          • jero
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2927

                            #14
                            Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                            bingo...
                            So we agree on something??

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                            • Oxford
                              Roadie
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 113

                              #15
                              These op-pieces by these editors are jokes because alot of time theyve never seen these larger than life figures such as Roth in his prime live.So it all bullshit and you just have to not read these
                              numbnuts that think they are so intellectual superior.Even Roth was referring about this piece on his radio show about some of these critics.They are bitter and wish they could even lived a fraction of people of Roth types have lived and experience.
                              Oxford

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