Tour Is Still A Go!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
I'll be damned....Bill Lumbergh....

GODDAMMIT! I WANT MY TPS REPORTS NOW MOTHERFUCKER!!!


Long time no see!

I've been around here and there........you knew I had to show up for the latest round of VH BS!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I've been around here and there........you knew I had to show up for the latest round of VH BS!

I blame you for ALL of it.

From day one.

YOU have the been the wrench in the works all this God damned time.

Whenever there's trouble in Van Halen land, WHO is online posting?

Yeah, that's right, Lumbergh.

I hate you so very much right now.

[Hardrock69]

Of course.

Hey "The Guy". IF you are an insider as you claim...

TELL THE BAND TO MAKE AN OFFICIAL REBUTTAL TO THE PRESS!!!!

COME ON! GIVE THE FANS A PRESS RELEASE!!!!

[jero]

There is a god after all!

[bueno bob]

My inside guy says that the delay is due to the Van Halens being in final negotiations to hire a permanent lead singer next year on Rock Star. He says this is 100% confirmed and that they're being "open to all kinds of possibilities in regards for a permanent singer, anything from a Clay Aiken to a Carrie Underwood, depending on the fit."

Apparently, David is surprised about this whole turn of events, so there's a little bit of infighting going on right now.

Trust me. My guy is an INSIDE SOURCE. He knows EVERYTHING about what's going on in Van Halen and reports it to me exclusively so that I can post it here for you all.

I wouldn't lie.

[Atomic_Rob]

Originally posted by frankfasteddie
The small glitch has to do with the paternity test that revealed Dave is actually Wolfgangs FAAJHER

I dont speak freaky deeky dutch

The father is either Dave or Alex, place your bets LMAO

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Atomic_Rob
The father is either Dave or Alex, place your bets LMAO

My inside man says the father is Howard K. Stern, and there's going to be a paternity test to prove it. Zsa Zsa's husband is apparently going to try and claim to be the father, but my inside man was there in the room when Valerie and Howard were fucking. He told me all of this so that I can post it all here online for the fans, rather than having anybody make an official announcement.

Trust me, my inside man knows all...sees all...reports all...because dammit, the Van Halen fans deserve to know!

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by Rikk
My inside man, The Fag, has already assured me that it is indeed true that Gary Cherone is still in the band and tour dates will be announced very soon...so keep your money ready!

Radio DJ's across the country will be reporting this tomorrow morning.

[Atomic_Rob]

Sounds very familliar Mr Bob

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by bueno bob
My inside man says the father is Howard K. Stern, and there's going to be a paternity test to prove it. Zsa Zsa's husband is apparently going to try and claim to be the father, but my inside man was there in the room when Valerie and Howard were fucking. He told me all of this so that I can post it all here online for the fans, rather than having anybody make an official announcement.

Trust me, my inside man knows all...sees all...reports all...because dammit, the Van Halen fans deserve to know!

Your inside man is WRONG!

I AM WOLFGANG'S DADDY!

I just wanted him to get some experience dealing qwith the real world, so I figured spEd would be perfect, as he is an imperfect humans being.



And he paid me well to sell him the kid.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
Radio DJ's across the country will be reporting this tomorrow morning.

Ah, the influence I have...

[ELVIS]

I was goofing around on Ebay abd found this unused 1981 Van halen ticket...

Look at the price!

$9.50



I think, no, I know, the price for my ticket in '84 was 18.50...

Ticket prices today are rediculous...

$50 is ok for a quality show, but anything over that pisses me off...

[jharp84]

Actually the "glitch", delay, postponement is due to all parties putting together rumored box set for fans of unreleased live and/or studio dvd and audio which is not ready yet and the fact that they will be giving these away free to all who attend the concerts(I.E journey - 30th anniversary tour-gave away free new cd) according to my INSIDE SOURCES!

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by Rikk
My inside man, The Fag, has already assured me that it is indeed true that Gary Cherone is still in the band and tour dates will be announced very soon...so keep your money ready!

The Apocalypse is upon us.......

Duck and cover.:eek:

[binnie]

Anybody else feel that we're being royally short changed here?