Tour is only on Hold - NOT THE BAND !

[Panamark]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Dude, Panamark or myself could easily kick your ass...

And a huge fucking fatass that would be !

Who calls themselves Blackfag ???

[Loons The Great]

Blackflag, how did you get here? Who left your cage open?

[rustoffa]

Re: Tour is only on Hold - NOT THE BAND !

Originally posted by Panamark
However, maybe the tour venues had not been 100%
signed off on.. All that was mentioned in the press releases
was a 40 date tour, details to follow..

Ok, so theres some hitch here, but not one person from
the Van Halen camp has stated the band itself is in
trouble..

Sleep well ya bastards !!!

If this has anything to do with merch percentages, like in 2K? I'll be pretty fucking pissed off. They should just go sail Don Landee off on a funeral pyre or some shit...like quench the whole bitter bloodlust. Maybe he's already dead? If so, nothing says kicking a tour off like blazing up an embalmed corpse!

Where the fuck is Templeman? Go force that geriatric bastard to smoke a joint, eat half-a-cheeseburger, and mainline an eight-ball!!

Sever all ties and ROCK-THE-FUCK-OUT!!!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by ELVIS
What's this queer look like, he's fat, I take it ??

Oh yeah, he's a Sammy boy through and through...

He has to extract his side-asses from the arm rests
everytime he gets up from his computer seat...

[Loons The Great]

Blackflag,...you should learn from your parents mistakes...use birth control.

[Panamark]

Re: Re: Tour is only on Hold - NOT THE BAND !

Originally posted by rustoffa
If this has anything to do with merch percentages, like in 2K? I'll be pretty fucking pissed off. They should just go sail Don Landee off on a funeral pyre or some shit...like quench the whole bitter bloodlust. Maybe he's already dead? If so, nothing says kicking a tour off like blazing up an embalmed corpse!

Where the fuck is Templeman? Go force that geriatric bastard to smoke a joint, eat half-a-cheeseburger, and mainline an eight-ball!!

Sever all ties and ROCK-THE-FUCK-OUT!!!

FUCK YEAH !

Might get a new album if old Ted is around too !!!

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by Blackflag
Dream on, little man. Van Halen is head.

Is that Joe Piscopo in your avatar?

What exactly does "Van Halen is head mean?"

Is that a naked guy in your avatar? Whatever rocks your boat I guess.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Blackflag
Sorry, I didn't realize that you're Australian...let me rephrase:

Suck my dick, mate, you worthless socialist cocksucking welfare whore, bloke.

Hey, now wait a minute!!

Just because Panamark's great great great grandparents were criminals exiled to a penal colony on the other side of the planet doesn't mean he's on welfare, god damn it. Let's be fair here!

[Blackflag]

Originally posted by Panamark
And a huge fucking fatass that would be !

Who calls themselves Blackfag ???

Are you people serious? Call me fatso and threaten to beat me up? What are you, fucking 12? Time to move on, grow up, move out of your parents basement, and get a fucking job.

And good luck with that in Australia - home of the useless welfare bastards.

[Loons The Great]

Originally posted by Blackflag
Sorry, I didn't realize that you're Australian...let me rephrase:

Go ahead, tell us everything you know...it'll take 10 seconds.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by FORD
Hey, now wait a minute!!

Just because Panamark's great great great grandparents were criminals exiled to a penal colony on the other side of the planet doesn't mean he's on welfare, god damn it. Let's be fair here!

'

Yeah !! and with the free trade sanctions between the USA
and Australia, my company is probably paying Blackfag's
welfare anyways!!!!

He should be fucking grateful !! :D

[Blackflag]

Originally posted by FORD
Hey, now wait a minute!!

Just because Panamark's great great great grandparents were criminals exiled to a penal colony on the other side of the planet doesn't mean he's on welfare, god damn it. Let's be fair here!

In fairness, I don't blame his parent for his unemployment...it's all his fault. Have to take responsibility for yourself.

[Loons The Great]

Originally posted by Fatfag
Are you people serious? Call me fatso and threaten to beat me up? What are you, fucking 12? Time to move on, grow up, move out of your parents basement, and get a fucking job.

I don`t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!!

[ELVIS]

First time I really look at that avatar...

No way is that a girl's foot...


LMAO!

[Loons The Great]

Blackflag, What You Gonna Do When The Welfare Turns It's Back On You?

Now what you gonna do, when the welfare turn it's back on you?
Now what you gonna do-hoo-hoo-hoo, when the welfare turn it's back on you
Now, you be standin' there stranded, there's ain't a thing that you can do

Now you look all through your house, yes, you can't, find a piece of bread
Now you look all through your hou-hou-house, yeah, you can't find a piece of bread
Sometime you begin to wonder, if you be better off, better off, dead

You go down to the welfare
Give 'em one, two report
Something they sellin' you
Will surely get your goat

If you tell 'em you sick
You better have a bad cough
'Cause if you don't
They be ready to throw you off

What you gonna do, when the welfare turns it's back on you?
You be standin' there stranded,
There ain't a thing, there ain't a thing you
There ain't a thing-hing-hing-hing-hing,
that you can do