Van Halen is the BIGGEST joke in the history of music.

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  • alsip
    Groupie
    • Jul 2004
    • 92
    #31
    Did any of you honestly think this tour was going to happen? C'mon. EVH is an unstable alcoholic who cannot be controlled. If Dave had any conviction that there was a reasonable shot of a tour, he would have been more active on the media circuit. Lastly,the fact that Ed/Al are reportedly not planning on attending their own induction ceremony into the rock-n-roll hall of fame is nothing short of pathetic.

    VIVA BARTOS!!!!

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      • DavidLeeNatra
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 10715
        #32
        Originally posted by Hardrock69
        Well, since he can't actually spell, copy and paste is his only course of action.

        Now he just needs to copy John Holmes's Cock and Paste it up his ass....
        there you go...

        Roth Army Icon
        First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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          • binnie
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • May 2006
            • 19145
            #33
            Ha Ha!!

            You got 'em!
            The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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              • Terry
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 12123
                #34
                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                No, the roast was all friend to friend ribbing...

                He knows that.

                There's alot of WARFitis going around.

                One big collective "fuck this"

                The whole thing is getting tiresome.

                Note to Ed, Al and Dave: Don't open the ball up on this again without being prepared to go all the fucking way.
                Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                  • fenway5150
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 277
                    #35
                    Hey Warf, I feel your pain but hey, cheer up, the new Guns N' Roses cd will be out real soon! At least we can count on that!
                    "To keep up with me, you must be fast. To sing like me, you must be great. To beat me? You must be kidding!"
                    - DLR, 2004

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                      • fenway5150
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 277
                        #36
                        Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                        there you go...
                        Holy Christ on a popsicle stick that's funny.
                        "To keep up with me, you must be fast. To sing like me, you must be great. To beat me? You must be kidding!"
                        - DLR, 2004

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                          • WARF
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 15347
                            #37
                            Originally posted by fenway5150
                            Hey Warf, I feel your pain but hey, cheer up, the new Guns N' Roses cd will be out real soon! At least we can count on that!
                            I'd rather have the half ass reunion tour, than the AXL ROSE solo cd!

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                              • David Lee Rocks
                                Sniper
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 809
                                #38
                                you said it all my friend, Im tired of this shit too, Ive tried to stay away from here after last week, but im hopeless, if the tour does not happen this year, Im guessing when they do finally do it, no one will show up!!

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                                  • Steve Savicki
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 3937
                                    #39
                                    Biggest joke with kick arse music... and that's no joke.
                                    sigpic

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                                      • ppg960
                                        Sniper
                                        • Dec 2005
                                        • 991
                                        #40
                                        Originally posted by Hardrock69
                                        Well, since he can't actually spell, copy and paste is his only course of action.

                                        Now he just needs to copy John Holmes's Cock and Paste it up his ass....
                                        Funny one!
                                        Thanks Lounge for Banning that clown.
                                        And you thought I was bad?? For Fuck Sake.:D

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                                          • cwsmith17
                                            Sniper
                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 957
                                            #41
                                            Originally posted by WARF
                                            It appears from the LA Times article, this reunion is falling faster than Britney Spears jumpin' off the third floor of mental health facility. Unbelievable. Maybe like Brit, I should shave off my fucking head in protest! Well it looks like Gary Cherone might be inducted now that nobody else gonna show up... or maybe Dave & Sammy can do a karaoke version of, "Ebony & Ivory" together. This blows. I was just showing all my friends the new printout of the recent lineup from the Rolling Stone. What the hell is up with this band? How many times must Eddie and Alex stab a dagger into the hearts their fans? This is beyond sad... it looks "inevitable" that Eddie Van Halen will drink himself to death. I appreciate DLR trying to keep a positive attitude over these recent change of events... but I don't like the fact he is trying to sugar-coat this travesty and botched reunion attempt. Van Halen is over fellas, it's time to send Bernie Lomax to his grave once and for all.

                                            Now let's talk about Alex Van Halen... first off... I suggest if anyone comes in contact with him... just break his neck... just walk up to the dude and play a human game of "pencil peg" involving a swift karate chop and his fucking neck!!

                                            Eddie.... Enjoy your final Heinekins.... As it looks from the recent pictures the yellow jauntice is in full effect... have fun thumbing your asshole with your co-enabling brother!!!

                                            Valerie Bertinelli... I don't have much to say to you... god bless you for tolerating the Idiot Savant known as Eddie Van Halen.... I would also like to say that , 'One Day At A Time' was one of the worst shows of all time... and your melodramatic lifetime specials are sleep inducing!!!

                                            Mikey...
                                            fuck it...
                                            I have nothing further to say to you...
                                            Except that your head looks like a fucking chia pet experiment gone wrong!!!

                                            Dave...
                                            Your the man...
                                            You better go get a few valiums and a team of lawyers now!!!
                                            In the end, David Lee Roth is a class act. He is a Rock God, EMT, author, karate saige and most importantly...a good human being.
                                            Ed and Al are ridiculous. Fuck them both.

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