spED busy Suing Cover Bands

[LoungeMachine]

LMMFAO

I once took a waitress home from the Whiskey.

She may or may not still be in my attic.

Does that count?

[VanHalener]

We played a bunch of cover tunes last night at my boys house.

Am I in big trouble now?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by vanhalener
We played a bunch of cover tunes last night at my boys house.

Am I in big trouble now?

If you charged admission, you're in deep shit.

If you played Stairway, the fines are huge.

We have your address.

[VanHalener]

Shit man. I don't want any trouble.

Is humming a tune allowed. I only charge a quarter. How big a chunk do these dickheads want?

[LoungeMachine]

Dude, you're in so much shit I can't even read you posts any more.

Nice knowing you.....

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Of course not, and that's my point...

Instead of worrying about things that matter, i.e. touring, recording...

spEDCO is busy chasing bad cover bands for beer money.

He's gotta pay for his new teeth somehow! Ted Nugent's dentist ain't cheap.

This above anything else will keep me away from any future Van Halen product. GREED!

For me, it's about having class and confidence. Class being that you don't have to chase every dollar that "could" be yours. Confidence being that you'll continue to be successful even if someone is copying what you do. Imitation is the best form of flattery right?

Naw, this is grasping at straws. The rich wanna get richer end of story.

Jeebus, my favorite bands are making Dave Matthews look better and better all the time. That makes me ill.

[LoungeMachine]

hi, hun

[Ellyllions]

Yeah, the idiot responded to the correct thread..... *blush*

Thanks for not ripping me to shreds.

[VanHalener]

Please do not tear ELLY to shreds. She's just fine in one piece.

And by the way, I just played Little Guitars for my girl and she gave me a quarter. How much of that quarter do you need spED?

I am going to get propane to heat the garage while I pimp my ride a little more. (new plugs :} )

When I get back I expect a lawsuit taped to my door spED. I fully intend to play all VH songs I know for friends and charge them a quarter each for the rest of the day.

Man I'm gonna get so busted!

[pflo]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Only if you charge admission.

What's the cover charge in your shower?

Thats not true.You CAN be sued for unlicensed performance, regardless of any generated revenue. But fuck Edward anyway, they played 60 percent covers for YEARS. Ill bet anything they didnt have a license to play covers in all those backyard parties and club shows. Fuckin hippocrates. Maybe Billy Gibbons should sue Ed for all the ZZ top riffs he stole for VH 2, and Steve Howe should sue for "BOBW" ripping of "Roundabout". Brian May should sue for "House of Pain" and "Stone Cold Crazy" .

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by pflo
Thats not true.You CAN be sued for unlicensed performance, regardless of any generated revenue. But fuck Edward anyway, they played 60 percent covers for YEARS. Ill bet anything they didnt have a license to play covers in all those backyard parties and club shows. Fuckin hippocrates. Maybe Billy Gibbons should sue Ed for all the ZZ top riffs he stole for VH 2, and Steve Howe should sue for "BOBW" ripping of "Roundabout". Brian May should sue for "House of Pain" and "Stone Cold Crazy" .

Do I know you?:p

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMMFAO

I once took a waitress home from the Whiskey.

She may or may not still be in my attic.

Does that count?

"It puts the lotion on it's skin,or it will get the hose again.."

Goddam,dude,you win!:D

[pflo]

Originally posted by hideyoursheep
Do I know you?:p

No, but I know you.Youre a big black crazy ass mofo! (which really means youre really either a 110 lb white geek or a 300lb white geek.):p

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by pflo
No, but I know you.Youre a big black crazy ass mofo! (which really means youre really either a 110 lb white geek or a 300lb white geek.):p

I'd better get back on the scales....

[VanHalener]

Dear Van Halen,

I just played a song for my girl and she gave another dollar.

We are only dong this to help you out ,Ed. We know how badly you want the recognition. Please come pick up your cut of the buck.

Thank you

I played you song just the way you like it