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On the radio this morning they played a version of JUMP titled DUMPED! As in "The tour's been Dumped ... go ahead and dump!" The DJ said the songs was found on the internet! Anyone found this song posted?
If it's the same as this song that goes all the way back to the 1996 disaster.
(Song courtesy of Bob Rivers)
Dumped
(Parody of Jump by Van Halen)
I give up
Van Halen turned me down
It's gettin' tough
To show my face around town
I'm too old
They say I've lost my appeal
They're gonna' go with some young body
Who makes the girls squeal
Now you can see me doin' one night shows
In Vegas in my tight-fittin' jeans
And I'll be swingin' Jim Beans
They took the guy from Extreme
I got dumped
Dumped!
I got dumped
For some young punk
Punk!
Man I got dumped
And I'm stumped
Stumped!
Why'd I get dumped?
My singin' stunk
Stunk!
That's why I got dumped
Now I'm in a slump
Slump!
Me and Sammy got dumped
Eddie's a chump
Chump!
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
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