My source...the real reason the tour has been postponed

[amadeus]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I forgot....

Deaf, Dumb, Blind, and stupid.

Didn't see that you wrote that until after I wrote mine. So no, not stupid, just slow. Thanks for showing me the way lol

[DLR'sCock]

Well, if this is true, then we can all feel a little better about this I guess.

It would make sense in regards to pushing the dates back to perhaps when school is not in session?


Well, if it does come down to not touring with Wolf, then they can always get Mike back or someone else.

[alsip]

If this were true, and Dave and the VH sisters were seeing "eye to eye,"then why wouldn't they let Val have her way,bite the bullet,and let Mikey tour w/them???

[danzig]

Yoko change your shades and leave us alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by alsip
If this were true, and Dave and the VH sisters were seeing "eye to eye,"then why wouldn't they let Val have her way,bite the bullet,and let Mikey tour w/them???

No way. Ed will never play with Mikey again. Mikey sealed his fate by becoming Sammy's fuck buddy.

[Guitar Shark]

I agree that this theory makes sense. However, it is inconsistent with the LA Times article from yesterday, which clearly implied that Ed was to blame.

[FORD]

If this is true... message to Wolfie:

File emancipation papers on your 16th birthday. No judge in the world will turn you down because your ability to support yourself is without question (as long as you're playing bass for Van HALEN).

Val can't do shit if Wolfie is an emancipated minor.

[Vinnie Velvet]

God damnit!

Stupid bitch.

She was probably too busy sucking on some cock and all of a sudden saw the picture of Wolfie with Dave, Al and Ed and said "what the fuck!??" Called Eddie and then laid down all the stupid legal divorcee bullshit on him.

Did they settle for joint custody of Wolfie when they divorced?

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by FORD
If this is true... message to Wolfie:

File emancipation papers on your 16th birthday. No judge in the world will turn you down because your ability to support yourself is without question (as long as you're playing bass for Van HALEN).

Val can't do shit if Wolfie is an emancipated minor.

FORD, I am amazed that you of all people are ok with Wolfie playing in this "reunion."

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by Roy Munson
We're just gonna have to take this one day at a time the way it looks.

Great......

NOW who's gonna pick the setlist and use the iPod to remind dEd of the nuances of his solos on the old albums??

[Panamark]

Very Interesting !

Hope this ones true, as it seems it would get resolved
a lot easier than lengthy rehabs...

[Roy Munson]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
FORD, I am amazed that you of all people are ok with Wolfie playing in this "reunion."

Fuck you if you are not.

[FORD]

Roy, you still have an account over at Links?

You should post this over there. They're all sticking to the "Ed in rehab" story, some of them even suggesting they would need to take a year or more off before touring.

(which - according to their depraved minds - would be just enough time for Cheddarman and Hotsauce Boy to worm their way back into the band.)

[MUSICMANN]

If you look at this way, with these new tidbits coming out. What was said in the LA TIMES, was probably accurate. Ed has to tell management that the other half, no pun intended, was not very happy or satisfied with the situation. the managment has to call Live Nation up and try to explain the situation. A call maybe from them to Ed, ended up with them telling him to drop his kid and get someone else in the band. Thus making Ed go off.

I don't care what anyone says, wanting your son to be part of what you created is cool, no matter how you break it down.

[light 'em up!]

Originally posted by glensfallspaul
Gee, maybe Dave and Al should go over and help Wolfie with his homework.

Dave can help him with his Spanish homework.