Direct from a crackhead stripper in Hollywood!!

[perilousepete]

i will kill your source without remorse, wheter it's a sheep, whether it's a horse...but not if it deals with the all-powerful force. hell, even the sun-times people are starting to endorse!

[pjvan]

My source said "Dave better be wearing a cup."

Also, "Bass Player better be wearing a cup, Spammy better be wearing a cup, and the guy from Weezer who was on the cover of Guitar World a few years ago with a guitar decorated like EVH's better be wearing a cup too. Mutherfuckers."

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by ppg960
As soon as a thread like this is posted, The Mods should trash it ASAP.
I'm tired of reading this shit.

Patience.

Right now, we're the beacon for the lost. We are the keepers of the truth. Like a moth to the flame, n00b5 will seek us out. We're the life raft floating on the Sea of Jack.

The other day a 1st timer quoted a radio source dead on after many bashed the crap out of him. Maybe it was a her...I dunno. What I do know is they had a piece of the puzzle and it fit into the Big Picture. Soon we will be able to stand back from the table and see what the picture is on that puzzle. Is it a reunion? Is it Dave going his own way? Is it Eddie seeking sobriety? Is it Valerie doing the parent thing? Is it because Wolfie doesn't really have the talent? Who knows.

Patience. It will all be revealed.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Patience.

Right now, we're the beacon for the lost. We are the keepers of the truth. Like a moth to the flame,

LMMFAO

Your lyrics, or are you stealing from Clay again?



Fucking classic.

[perilousepete]

thank you all-knowing sense

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMMFAO

Your lyrics, or are you stealing from Clay again?



Fucking classic.

After listening to snipets of your newest release...I wouldn't bad mouth Clay Aiken lyrics if I were you.

I described what this site is to a capital "T".

Fucking classic, is that you couldn't tell the site something like that if your life depended on it!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
After listening to snipets of your newest release...I wouldn't bad mouth Clay Aiken lyrics if I were you.

Sticking up for Clay again?

Thanks for the sig quote, :D

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe

I described what this site is to a capital "T".

Are you fucking kidding?

A moth to the flame??? A beacon?????

This is the fucking Roth ARMY, dumbass..... not your sixth grade poetry class.

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe

Fucking classic, is that you couldn't tell the site something like that if your life depended on it!

Well, you're right.

If my LIFE depended on it, I couldn't come up with "this site is a beacon, and the newbies seek us out like a moth to a flame"

I don't have your gift of prose....... or your ovaries for that matter.


Dude, seriously... It was gay with a CAPITAL G.



But hey, if that was your contribution to the site. Whom am I to crtitique?

Don't ask, don't tell :D


You own that post for life. Enjoy it.

[DrMaddVibe]

Much like your very short musical career!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Much like your very short musical career!

What does this even mean?

This seems to ALWAYS be your "post of last resort" when you've finally run out of comebacks.

But doesn't it also always point out the obvious?

As "short" as mine might have been, it sure as shit beat your's by a long fucking way :D

Yes, AssPipe, I was only mildly more successful than you.

How will I ever go on.



Can we just get back on you describing the Roth Army to a T ?

Nevermind. You gave me an idea for a thread already...

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
As "short" as mine might have been, it sure as shit beat your's by a long fucking way :D You gave me an idea for a thread already...

If I had a career like yours, I guess I'd hang out on a David Lee Roth forum too!

Here's the title for your thread!

"Ballet Dancers That Pretend To Be Rockers"?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
If I had a career like yours, I guess I'd hang out on a David Lee Roth forum too!

So you're implying that anyone with success, and a happy life, and enough money not to have to work, shouldn't post here?




I know many great posters here who have been very successful in life, have great situations now, and still post here regularly.

Not everone is here because they have nowhere better to be. I think you're projecting your own issues a bit here.

Think about it.

[DrMaddVibe]

If ANYONE'S projecting...its YOU!

Give it a rest.

Your band sucks open ass. There is no redeeming value with the music you put out. You were 14 minutes in the 80's and 1 minute in a VH1 bubble back in 2000.

Whoopie!

You're more famous on your soapbox here on a David Lee Roth forum than you ever were on any stage. That's not saying a whole lot for someone that's been "very successful in life".

[VanHalener]

I am taking time from my happy, successful life to post here.

Have some...

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PEACE

[ppg960]

Originally posted by FORD
What a coincidence. Us mods are tired of reading YOUR shit.

You really think we are Happy to read all what you have to say "Archie Bunker"??

Please-for Fuck Sake give it up.

[FORD]

I'm Archie Bunker??

I guess they never show All In the Family reruns in Canada.