Sammy Hagar, one of the most incredible turn-offs known to mankind—diabolical.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by JCOOK
"I cant'stop loving you.no matter what you say or do, you know my heart is true oh whoa cant stop lovin you"

FAAAAAAAAAG!

About the only thing Hagar appears to in love with is a high carb count.

"What's that? Rack of what? Well I'll eat all of THAAAAAAAAAT!!!"

[chefcraig]

First off...I have the highest respect for Henry Rollins. This guy rose from the ashes of Black Flag to not only form his own publishing company, yet assemble a new band, continue spoken word tours, attempt acting, and become a rather well regarded author and political pundit.

Well done man.


How could you folk possibly miss the greatest lyrical travesty of modern times?

"Only time will tell if we stand the test of time"???

Simply change the noun that is in common use,( in this case time) and it proves the inherant triviality of the lyric.

For instance, insert the word "cheese"..."Only cheese will tell if we stand the test of cheese".

Sheest!!!

...craig:D

[JCOOK]

Can anyone tell me what the fuck is a waborito? It must be something that roy consumes a lot of with that nasty hot sauce that mikey is trying to pawn off on people.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by JCOOK
Can anyone tell me what the fuck is a waborito? It must be something that roy consumes a lot of with that nasty hot sauce that mikey is trying to pawn off on people.

Waborito:

"Wabo" is Sammy's mistaken oration of Cabo, the shortened form of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

"Rito" is Sammy's Hukd On Fonix working for him as buries his head into a bag of Do"RITO"s.

In essence...

A "Caborito" is a bag of chips you buy for a handful of pesos in Mexico.



Hey, he thinks he was abducted by aliens, don't ask me...?

[JCOOK]

Ill' bet those chips are nacho"cheese"

[Matt White]

Originally posted by JCOOK
Ill' bet those chips are nacho"cheese"

"The CHEDDER the Better, eat 'em till I'm a tub of goo."
Tub Of Goo 1988 Van Hagar/Hamburgler music. ASCAP.

DAVE OR THE GRAVE Hagar BITCHES!!!

[BIG GOOSE]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Here's an example:

Fuck !!I thought it was Mel Brooks.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Here's an example:

Nice. You just made me question my desire to become a rock star... Maybe I'll go with marketing instead.

[thefive]

And the train kept on Rollin!!!!!

[thefive]

I think this thread is a gem.

[tydhurst]

He looks like Bam Margera's Dad!

[thefive]

I totally agree with Henry Rollins on this.

P.S whoever bought the 0U812 album is not a top of the line Dave fan.

Henry would feel the same way.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by thefive
I totally agree with Henry Rollins on this.

P.S whoever bought the 0U812 album is not a top of the line Dave fan.

Henry would feel the same way.

Yep. maybe I'll forgive those who bought 5150 out curiosity(though I never did), but if you bought 0u812 (and enjoyed)you need to end your life!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Waborito:

"Wabo" is Sammy's mistaken oration of Cabo, the shortened form of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

"Rito" is Sammy's Hukd On Fonix working for him as buries his head into a bag of Do"RITO"s.

In essence...

A "Caborito" is a bag of chips you buy for a handful of pesos in Mexico.



Hey, he thinks he was abducted by aliens, don't ask me...?

From redporker.com

A Cabo Waborita will help cool you down at a Meltdown. But don't be fooled by the ease with which the delicious Waborita treat goes down - it will Fire you up for sure!
2 oz. Cabo Wabo Reposado Tequila,
2 oz. Triple Sec,
1 oz. Rose's Lime Juice, freshly squeezed
splash Blue Curacao,
1 teaspoon of Sammy's jizz

Combine all but the Blue Curacao in a shaker half-filled with ice. Shake well. Strain into salt rimmed martini glass. Pour the splash of Blue Curacao into the center of the glass.

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[thefive]

Henry Rollins was being really kind when he made this awesome quote.
I wish Henry was more cruel