Tour News From THE VAGINA of Valerie Bertinelli

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by hitch1969©


his chick melein is hot though. also shes fat in the can. i dont know what that means, butt she is.

BREASTS N TUNAMELTS!!

=h=

It could mean anything from a little extra padding for the winter to having to pay for adjacent seats on flights.

hopefully the former in this case, butt
out of all these guests she could still be lurkin' out there.

[Panamark]

Hitchman !!

I have read tens to the dozens of your majestic journalisms,
it is my proudest moment to both welcome you home,
and agree WITH EVERY MOTHER FUCKING THING YOU SAID !!!!


It is also with great honour (spazo Oz spelling) that the Oscar
and Stickiest thread in the DAVE ROTH ARMY award, goes to...

*envelope rip*

HITCH1969 !!

(Just in case the tree doesnt fall out the nut !!)

[Isaac R.]

Poetry.
Plain & simple.

[stillwaitin]

hitch69.......at last someone who talks some sense!!

add to the fact that sauce fucked off his boss,he said in dutch interview that ed wanted to call dave but sauce didn't want to tour with him.....and it's likely he also got fired so dave would be more likely to go back!

all these.."daves holding out for mikey to be invited" posts never made sense to me!!

[fryingdutchman]

Finally...Hitch weighs in.

Nice screen cap from the Fox NASCAR broadcast!

Mike and Sammy should just tongue kiss on National TV and get it the fuck over with already.

Shit, Mike. I still would like to see you on the tour, but for fucks sake give it a goddamn rest with "The Other Half."

It makes you look more like Sammy's "Better Half."

[Matt White]

#2 is optimistic........

Now...That's What I'm Talkin' 'bout......

hitch1969© puts it all in perspective..............

[Roy Munson]

Nice take.

You're still a fucking jackass for being gone too long.

[diamondD]

Finally, some logic...

[Roth & Roll]

The mighty Hitch returns from his self-imposed exile to cumpose a brilliant piece of journalism!

[Ally_Kat]

Hitch, I love you

[amadeus]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
who is hitch1969?

Hitch is THE MAN!!!! You and I are nothing but peonic slabs.

[Diamondjimi]

Re: Tour News From THE VAGINA of Valerie Bertinelli

Originally posted by hitch1969©


1. The RothArmy Torch - YES, Roth back in VH means light that fucker up. It wasnt a Sauce Sobeleski torch. It was a DLR returning to VH torch. WHICH HE HAS.

=h=

Agreed.

If Dave is cool with the Wolfster , that's cool by me. He's in the front line ,I'll take his word for it. Bassplayer basically fucked himself out of a job.
If him not being involved is gonna make for a more positive environment for this reunion ? He can stay in Cabo and carry on tossing Tubby's salad and playing in his lame assed cover band....

Classic Hitch rant btw..........

[glensfallspaul]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
Dude... you had Valerie Bertinelli. F

That he did...and if you think that we'veput up with a lot of crap with VH, it's nothing compared to what Val had to put up with.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by Matt White
#2 is optimistic........

Now...That's What I'm Talkin' 'bout......

hitch1969© puts it all in perspective..............

Damn right.

Hitch is on board so let's ROCK!

I predict whatever dust is out there putting the tour on hold will settle come March 12th (Hall induction).

[thetoolrules]

i've contributed more in one sentence than this fuckhead's ramble...