Sammy Hagar is SO SO SO SO GAY

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • thefive

    Sammy Hagar is SO SO SO SO GAY

    SAMMY IS SO SO GAY.

    Your thoughts Roth fans?
  • VANHALEN2004
    Head Fluffer
    • May 2004
    • 203

    #2
    Oh my gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!! You keep that up and Im gonna shrivel up in my cabo wabo cum bottle.

    Comment

    • hot for david
      Head Fluffer
      • Apr 2004
      • 383

      #3
      we all here think the same n' more , n' you know it you don't have to ask once more again
      "life can be good with the right people"- andi deris

      Woman Of Dark Desires
      http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w...9b5fac7ede.jpg

      Comment

      • Figs
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jun 2004
        • 2945

        #4
        Sam kicks ass with Dreams.

        .....so baby dry your eyes......

        dripping with gayness

        Comment

        • Soul Reaper
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2005
          • 8343

          #5
          Sammy Hagar is gay with Three Lock Rock.

          Maybe Sammy Hagar IS Three Lock Rock.

          That would explain everything
          ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:

          http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos

          "May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore

          Comment

          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32942

            #6
            Why do you think Sammy lives in the San Fransisco area?
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

            Comment

            • SammySucks1984
              Head Fluffer
              • Feb 2005
              • 396

              #7
              of course sam is gay he's probably getting a cleveland steamer by mike right now
              Why do women need driver's Licenses? there aren't many roads between the bedroom and the kitchen.

              Comment

              • SoldMySoul4RnR
                Head Fluffer
                • Feb 2005
                • 362

                #8
                Originally posted by Soul Reaper
                Sammy Hagar is gay with Three Lock Rock.

                Maybe Sammy Hagar IS Three Lock Rock.

                That would explain everything
                Yeah, i've been convinced for a while that Three Lock Rock is Sammy Hagar. He's always gotta tell himself that he's better than us Roth fans and that he wins arguments against us even when his arguments suck (which is all the time, he has not made one valid point since he's been here), just like Sammy's gotta convince himself that he's better than Roth & sold a shitload more albums than him. Fuck Sammy and Three Lock Rock are both such fucking COCKSUCKERS!

                Comment

                • Tom Vu
                  Banned
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 192

                  #9
                  Team Chemistry

                  Originally posted by SoldMySoul4RnR
                  Yeah, i've been convinced for a while that Three Lock Rock is Sammy Hagar. He's always gotta tell himself that he's better than us Roth fans and that he wins arguments against us even when his arguments suck (which is all the time, he has not made one valid point since he's been here), just like Sammy's gotta convince himself that he's better than Roth & sold a shitload more albums than him. Fuck Sammy and Three Lock Rock are both such fucking COCKSUCKERS!
                  Three Lock Rock Rocks and he is our TEAM CAPTAIN for the most best unit, squad or crew ever assemble...The Big Three T's aka 3T's aka T3 aka The Killer T's...Who know, we might take Larbo on as an intern/protege and groom him in all things Sammy...The reason we work so best as a team is because we don't have the primadonna DLR-like egotistical...We know that their can only be one Captain on this ship and that's Three Lock Rock..Thorman is our Offense Coordinator...and me, Tom Vu is Director of Human Resources (Apply here, Ladies Only)...Deep down inside, The Big 3 T's serve very inspirational to the Army...The whole Army combined doesn't have the sacrifice and the chemistry the Killer T's have...We are growing to be very very popularity as I've gotten PM's as a secret show of support...Pretty soon we the 3 T's will be merchandise 3 Tees Shirts on the Army...Always think about how to make a lotta money!

                  YOU ARE IN THE 3T-ZONE

                  Comment

                  • SoldMySoul4RnR
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 362

                    #10
                    Re: Team Chemistry

                    Originally posted by Tom Vu
                    Three Lock Rock Rocks and he is our TEAM CAPTAIN
                    And we all know which team you all bat for!

                    Comment

                    • Last_Child
                      Commando
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 1450

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Tom Vu
                      YOU ARE IN THE 3T-ZONE
                      No...I'm in a Forum..

                      3T is actually the name of some Norwegian training studios...
                      "With a rate of fire of over 20 rounds per second, the IMI Micro Uzi is almost as fast as Yngwie Malmsteen, and 25.4 times more musical"

                      Worst of all... It's true..

                      Comment

                      • Soul Reaper
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 8343

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SoldMySoul4RnR
                        Fuck Sammy and Three Lock Rock are both such fucking COCKSUCKERS!
                        yeah, but if 3LR is Sammy Hagar, that must mean that he sucks his own cock!
                        ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:

                        http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos

                        "May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore

                        Comment

                        • Soul Reaper
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 8343

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Tom Vu
                          Three Lock Rock Rocks and he is our TEAM CAPTAIN for the most best unit, squad or crew ever assemble...The Big Three T's aka 3T's aka T3 aka The Killer T's...Who know, we might take Larbo on as an intern/protege and groom him in all things Sammy...The reason we work so best as a team is because we don't have the primadonna DLR-like egotistical...We know that their can only be one Captain on this ship and that's Three Lock Rock..Thorman is our Offense Coordinator...and me, Tom Vu is Director of Human Resources (Apply here, Ladies Only)...Deep down inside, The Big 3 T's serve very inspirational to the Army...The whole Army combined doesn't have the sacrifice and the chemistry the Killer T's have...We are growing to be very very popularity as I've gotten PM's as a secret show of support...Pretty soon we the 3 T's will be merchandise 3 Tees Shirts on the Army...Always think about how to make a lotta money!

                          YOU ARE IN THE 3T-ZONE
                          No, it's the Roth Army Forum, can't you read!

                          yeah, you sure do have chemistry...of love.
                          ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:

                          http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos

                          "May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore

                          Comment

                          • Figs
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2945

                            #14
                            A Sammy fan who thinks Roth is gay is like a Steve Perry fan who thinks Lemmy is gay. It just doesn't compute....

                            Comment

                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49567

                              #15
                              SAMMY HAGAR gay? I really don't think he is, however I am pretty sure his trophy wife is probably a big whore!

                              Comment

                              Working...