UPDATE: HoF & Tour

[VAiN]

Originally posted by PlexiBrown
Where?

On the VH Yahoo mailing list... Maybe there's still hope?

[comixxx]

The "Guy" has been right all along and so I think he is the most reliable source on this board. The questions posed in this thread are vaklid and hopefully we will hear something soon. my patinece is almost up, but I stll have a bit of hope left.

[Rikk]

THE GUY claimed that the report of the tour being postponed was not true. He told everyone "not to worry" and laughed it off as "bullshit". LMFAO. He was obviously not in the know at all...but some of us already knew that.

And now he's just copying verbatim what's already been reported.

Pathetic.

[FORD]

Nanuet New York..... center of the Van HALEN universe

[Rikk]

Ah, the IP knows. It always knows.

[FORD]

So how about YOUR correspondent from Fire Island NY..... "The Fag"??

Any new news from him?

[Dave2007]

it would be nice if alex doesn't drool on himself like a mental patient

[Rikk]

Originally posted by FORD
So how about YOUR correspondent from Fire Island NY..... "The Fag"??

Any new news from him?

He still swears to me that Gary is coming back and that it's going to be the biggest tour of the decade. Promoters are already going crazy, excited about the "Reunion of the Century".

They're going to play only material from the band's biggest album VAN HALEN III, plus Eddie and Wolfgang will play their new material live for an hour...with just guitar and bass.

THE FAG has also informed me that Dave is currently undergoing a sex-change operation.

Also, yo-yos are going to make a comeback.

And Gary Condit will run for President in 2008...and win.

Stay tuned for more.

[FORD]

Sorry, I'm not buying the Gary Condit thing

Not unless OJ is his running mate, anyway.

[frankfasteddie]

Originally posted by Rikk
Ah, the IP knows. It always knows.

Isn't NY the same place where ed's ex-whore lived while he was married to Val in the 80's? Maybe the Batline rang? Or did they move the 5150 studios? The Guy=Robin the Boy Wonder.....

[DLRdelight!]

well let the countdown begin folks!

[TheArchitect]

Originally posted by The Guy
I just wanted to let you all know a little of what is going on.

First being that yes, all five of the inducted members (past and present) of Van Halen will be in attendance at the induction ceremony one week from Monday Night.
Velvet Revolver are going to induct them and play some tunes, but don't be surprised if the band gets up there as well to play. Absolutely nothing has been ruled yet and people on all sides are trying to make this happen some how.

Now for the tour.
The tour is still going to happen, exact date yet has yet to be determined but let me reiterate that the delay has nothing to do with the actual band members itself and that they are all getting along great, yet getting frustrated with this b.s. thats slowing things up. Everyone however is still very positive that it will happen so please just hang in there a bit longer.

The latest greatest hits release has been scrapped per the band's request because they feel that there is no need for another one to be released. (hint as to the future)

I can't wait for the 12th. Hang in there.

The Guy

Thats fascinating Matt. Perhaps you should inform Eddie that the little bit of a fan base he may have had is dwindling at an accelerated rate because people believe the contrary of your "explanation" and they are not doing anything to refute it. I for one have had my fill of the chemical induced bullshit of one EVH. Contrary to what i am sure he believes he is not god. He is a washed up guitarst with illusions of grandeur. IF they are getting along and have time on their hands maybe they should be recording some of those "10 albums" worth of material. They aren't because all of this is complete BULLSHIT.

[jero]

Good to hear!

[slothrec]

WHA..EVER!!

This is all so PATHETIC at this point.. I have my own life to worry about!!

What? You need fucking Velvet Anus to go up there and do YOUR OWN songs FOR YOU, even though YOU'LL BE SITTING RIGHT THERE WATCHING IT ALL, BEING TOO PATHETIC TO EVEN PUT YOU DIFERRENCES ASIDE FOR 8 FUCKING MINUTES??? FUCK YOUR MOTHERS!!!! DEAD OR ALIVE!!!

FUCK YOU VAN HALEN!!! ALL OF YOU!!! EVEN THE KID!! NONE OF YOU CAN MAKE A SOLID DECISION TO SAVE YOUR LIVES!! NO WONDER YOU FUCKING ROCK STARS (IF THAT'S WHAT YOU ALL LIKE TO BE REFERRED TO AS!) NEED A "TEAM" OF FOLKS TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO...RIGHT DOWN TO WHAT PAIR OF SHORTS TO PUT ON IN THE MORNING!!!...YOUR BRAINS HAVE APPARENTLY TURNED TO DOGSHIT AFTER SO MANY GRUELING YEARS OF TOURING THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR OWN NAMES!! LET ALONE MAKE A DECISION FOR YOURSELVES OR YOUR FANS!!!

I'M DONE WITH THS BAND..AND EACH AND EVERY MEMBER OF IT, PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE.. I WILL NOT DRINK SAMMY'S FUCKING TEQUILA EVER AGAIN (ALTHOUGH IT DOES RULE), I WILL NOT EAT ANTHONY'S HOT SAUCE, I WON'T BUY INTO ANY OTHER EVH RELATED MERCHANDISE, OR ANYTHING VAN HALEN FOR THAT MATTER...YOU'VE BROKEN THIS FAN'S HEART TOO MANY TIMES...SO FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF LYING, CORRUPT, PATHETIC, USELESS HUMAN BEINGS!!!

FUCK VAN HALEN!!

LONG LIVE THE POLICE!!!!

[Oxford]

Big fan of Velvet Revolver but am amazed that Slash will be the guitarist to play the tribute music since he doesn't finger tap.I am sure he will make up an awesome arrangement with the help of Paul Shafer of Letterman band.It should be interesting.I do hope the guys will reconsider to play.It will be the $60,000 question.