"Breaking News" Eddie statement at Official Site & Rolling Stone

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by halenfan25
I'm decent lyrics would be too much for you to handle. Not used to it... Are you?

I know listening to music with decent lyrics doesn't really compare to jacking off with a Jack Daniels bottle, but it somehow gets me through the day.

Thanks dude. You're a big help.

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[Ice Cream Girl]

Originally posted by halenfan25

Most of the people that admire Eddie now are 40 year old bald headed people.

Don't make fun of PlexiBrown.

By the way, that's not his pic.

That's his avitar of Junior, a "Sopranos" character...not a real person...ok?

[halenfan25]

Originally posted by Plexi Head
AMEN to that and praise the lord.

I gotta tell ya, Fucked a few black asses in my time and there is no doubt they suck the cock with grate enthusiasm.

That's not surpising. Your used to paying for it. Black WOMEN don't like pasty faced buttrock loving white dudes.

Btw, I'm not black. So before you go calling me a racist.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by halenfan25
Playing grammar policeman is the first sign you've lost the fight. Your desperate move means a victory for me.

UHu H Uuhhu hu H U uhHU h uHU uh uh hu....

Nope...means you've been OWNED

Thanks for playing slugger....now move along

[halenfan25]

Originally posted by Matt White
UHu H Uuhhu hu H U uhHU h uHU uh uh hu....

Nope...means you've been OWNED

Thanks for playing slugger....now move along

You couldn't own a 2 dollar whore.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by halenfan25
You couldn't own a 2 dollar whore.

HA!!!

You've been turned out for less???:confused:

Damn...times are tough in Dixie!!!!

[Plexi Head]

Originally posted by halenfan25
That's not surpising. Your used to paying for it. Black WOMEN don't like pasty faced buttrock loving white dudes.

Btw, I'm not black. So before you go calling me a racist.

DA DAH. Wrong.

He he he. Did I hit a nerve Bible Boy?

They seem to like this white boy just fine and you're right, I sure made the buttrock and they LOVED it!

[Ice Cream Girl]

Originally posted by halenfan25
Maybe VH is meaningful in the great state *snicker* of Alabama,

And your state of Georgia trumps Alabama how?

Most of the cities in Georgia treated the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. like a complete piece of shit during his lifetime, and even after his death...not just the white people, but a lot of the black people.

[halenfan25]

Your comebacks are on par with Eddie's 2004 guitar playing.

[PlexiBrown]

That's his avitar of Junior, a "Sopranos" character...not a real person...ok?

Even this had to be spelled out for that clown.

[BrownSound1]

Originally posted by halenfan25
Maybe VH is meaningful in the great state *snicker* of Alabama, but I if you think Eddie or Van Halen is still meaningful now, your out of touch with reality.

That's not surprising... That tends to happen as you get older.

So you had to pull out a jab at the state I live in, and my age? LMAO

Sit down before you hurt yourself.

[halenfan25]

Originally posted by Plexi Head
DA DAH. Wrong.

He he he. Did I hit a nerve Bible Boy?

They seem to like this white boy just fine and you're right, I sure made the buttrock and they LOVED it!

Sure.... Like this band. You like talking out your ass. But hey, I did over hear a couple of hood hookers talking about an Aussie dude with a pinky dick.

Yeah, I'd say you gave them something to remember.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by halenfan25
Your comebacks are on par with Eddie's 2004 guitar playing.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Damn...'dats a good come back......

S-N-A-P

Some hillbilly rube here to set us straight.......


Watch MENACE TO SOCIETY and get back to me junior........


trailor-trash genius I presume.................

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by halenfan25
Your come tastes like snozzberries

I don't appreciate being woke up to the smell of shit from your leaky hamster hole, homofan.

[halenfan25]

Originally posted by BrownSound1
So you had to pull out a jab at the state I live in, and my age? LMAO

Sit down before you hurt yourself.

If a bomb was dropped on Alabama the US would be better off. I swear, that place is bad.

Most of the place smells like shit.