Ed is completely off his rocker.
In 1996, he blamed David Lee Roth's onstage antics during Beck's VMA acceptance speech, as a way to bring forth Gary Cherone courtesy of Ray Danniels.
In 2000, he claimed he had cancer to avoid a David Lee Roth reunion attempt.
Now in 2007, Eddie Van Halen the beer drinkin', Arizona Guitar smashing, Idiot Savant... is checking himself into rehab, to escape having to share the stage with MICHAEL ANTHONY and SAMMY HAGAR!!
Don't let the REHAB scam, or phony van-halen.com message from Eddie Van Halen fool ya, Eddie is a compulsive liar! He never cared about his fans... and he never will... if anyone buys into this bullshit spewin' from Ed's mouth about entering rehab to get better.... maybe they should have themselves admitted into the Betty Ford clinic right next to him.
Drinking didn't cause him to go to rehab, guilt did.
In 1996, he blamed David Lee Roth's onstage antics during Beck's VMA acceptance speech, as a way to bring forth Gary Cherone courtesy of Ray Danniels.
In 2000, he claimed he had cancer to avoid a David Lee Roth reunion attempt.
Now in 2007, Eddie Van Halen the beer drinkin', Arizona Guitar smashing, Idiot Savant... is checking himself into rehab, to escape having to share the stage with MICHAEL ANTHONY and SAMMY HAGAR!!
Don't let the REHAB scam, or phony van-halen.com message from Eddie Van Halen fool ya, Eddie is a compulsive liar! He never cared about his fans... and he never will... if anyone buys into this bullshit spewin' from Ed's mouth about entering rehab to get better.... maybe they should have themselves admitted into the Betty Ford clinic right next to him.
Drinking didn't cause him to go to rehab, guilt did.
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