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  • Maggi
    Groupie
    • Feb 2004
    • 82

    what if ...

    ... this all is just a genius PR stunt ?


    it is dark


    Velvet Revolver enters stage


    spot light on Slash


    the killer riff of Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love starts flooding the hall


    "I Have a News, Baby !" roars from the speakers


    a fully flooding light explosion blinds everybody


    when your eyes finally recover from the visual blast, you notice maybe about a dozen people farming around on stage while the song is still pumping in full steam, until four more powerful spotlights slice their ways through the foggy scene. It's Dave, Ed, Alex & Mike on stage, rocking their asses off, being tremendously supported by Velvet Revolver, (beats me, even Sammy could do some background vocals and Wolfie could slam his bass) they just keep rocking and cannot let go before half an hour is gone and the crowd is getting exhausted ... Dave takes a deep breath ... "now how was that for Rock'n'Roll ?" ... audience instantly freaks out, chanting for more encores ... Dave puts on his ever so smartly knowing smile and charms into the mic: "That's what we're here for, but unfortunately we cannot do it tonight, so see all of you out there on the road again, later this year !"





    /me wrenches myself into the double coated asbestos suite, ducks and runs for cover
    Despite my nickname causing confusion, I'm not female ... :D
  • vh rides again
    Commando
    • Dec 2006
    • 1058

    #2
    velvet revolver is jammin aint talkin bout love and all of a sudden the spotlights go out into the seating area and its dave standing on sammys table hes doin the jack attack on sammys old lady,grinding his crotch in her face.she passes out from a earthmo0ving orgasm,dave smiles and says whos your daddy he does the splits off the table and up to the stage.

    not.

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    • DLRdelight!
      Veteran
      • Jul 2004
      • 1501

      #3
      i have only said that about a dozen times on other threads. hopefully something of that sort will take place, but dont count on it

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        #4
        Originally posted by Maggi
        "I Have a News, Baby !" [/i]
        Maybe that's the German translation ??


        :D

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        • Rikk
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 16518

          #5
          The fact that fans have to fantasize this shit proves what a sad, shitty thing it is to be a Van Halen fan.
          Roth Army Militia

          Originally posted by WARF
          Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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          • hitch1969©
            Sniper
            • Mar 2003
            • 835

            #6
            maggie, you're a homo and germany sucks fat cocks since hitler you nazi shit porn loving fuck you

            BEST!!

            =h=
            ...get your hitchworld on.

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            • GreenBayLA
              Sniper
              • Jan 2006
              • 796

              #7
              More likely Sam I Am takes the stage w/Mikey in tow and they do a heartfelt rendition of When It's Love Walks In and everyone weeps and hugs each other.
              "Nothing gets a yak over a suspension bridge faster than 'Back in the Saddle Again' by Aerosmith" ~ DLR

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              • DavidLeeNatra
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 10715

                #8
                I am tired...
                Roth Army Icon
                First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                • chi-town324
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 2618

                  #9
                  this is so sad

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                  • Maggi
                    Groupie
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 82

                    #10
                    Originally posted by hitch1969©
                    maggie, you're a homo and germany sucks fat cocks since hitler you nazi shit porn loving fuck you

                    BEST!!

                    =h=
                    *cough*

                    /me wipes off the thumb thick ashes from my protective vizor

                    *cough*


                    You forgot that Sauerkraut and Weißwurst stuff ...

                    :fucku2:
                    Despite my nickname causing confusion, I'm not female ... :D

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                    • Maggi
                      Groupie
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 82

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ELVIS
                      Maybe that's the German translation ??


                      :D

                      ok, kick me ... next time I'll look 'em up instead of actually trying to understand what Dave's babbling



                      Thanx for enlighting me, Elvis !
                      Maggi
                      Despite my nickname causing confusion, I'm not female ... :D

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