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My new favourite Hagarita-isms are from this article.
1) Yeah Sam, it'll kill us on several different levels, that's why we're not going to shell out any cash to hear you murder classic songs.
2) Sing Jump better than it's ever been sung? That sentence alone is enough to have every $ you've ever earned on any of your so-called 'music' with or without VH, ripped from your claws and leave you clueless.
3) Get OUR face bashed in??? Amazingly enough, anyone who WOULD pay for front row floors for your so-called show DESERVES to have their face bashed in. But not anywhere near as much as YOU, EDDIE, ALEX AND MIKEY deserve getting a real face-bashing for putting out this Terrorist Attack On Rock n' Roll, namely the entire tour and greatest hits package.
Mark my words, you will make such an embarassment for yourselves that Eddie and Alex will curse you and themselves for ever believing that such a travesty could actually seem believable, let alone that you actually went through with all of it.
My new favourite Hagarita-isms are from this article.
"I used to be a little sensitive to the old material, but I'm not now. We have a whole different outlook on everything. Let's make this the greatest songs the Van Halen fans have ever heard. The set list will kill you! I'm really digging 'Jump' right now," he said. "In the old days I never got off on singing that song. I would pull a guy out of the audience to sing it. Now, I want to sing this song better than it has ever been sung. I'm tearing it up! The only way you're gonna get fulfilled is to sit right there in that front row and just get your face bashed in."
2) Sing Jump better than it's ever been sung? That sentence alone is enough to have every $ you've ever earned on any of your so-called 'music' with or without VH, ripped from your claws and leave you clueless.
3) Get OUR face bashed in??? Amazingly enough, anyone who WOULD pay for front row floors for your so-called show DESERVES to have their face bashed in. But not anywhere near as much as YOU, EDDIE, ALEX AND MIKEY deserve getting a real face-bashing for putting out this Terrorist Attack On Rock n' Roll, namely the entire tour and greatest hits package.
Mark my words, you will make such an embarassment for yourselves that Eddie and Alex will curse you and themselves for ever believing that such a travesty could actually seem believable, let alone that you actually went through with all of it.
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