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10:42, LET ME MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR: The only way Sammy Hagar should be getting into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is by buying a ticket. Van Hagar IS NOT Van Halen.
10:47, VELVET REVOLVER INDUCTS VAN HALEN: Was Audioslave busy? This is why the rock Hall pretty much sucks. It's a complete corporate set-up. Velvet Revolver has nothing to do with VH. They have a new album coming out, plain and simple.
I DID NOT just hear them plugging Sammy Hagar's tequila, did I? Oh man, this is grimmer than grim. Weiland is delivering his lines like it's he's giving a book report on pistons at a vocational school. What a poseur tool.
10:51, HOW'D TOM ARNOLD GET ONSTAGE?: My bad. It's VH bassist Michael Anthony. He just said he loves Eddie Van Halen. Dude, Eddie kicked you out of the band. Man, Sammy and Michael Anthony accepting this honor is like Newman and Putty accepting an Emmy award for "Seinfeld." Lame analogy, I know, but I'm getting… very… sleepy.
10:53, VELVET REVOLVER IS CURRENTLY DESTROYING ONE OF THE FIVE GREATEST ROCK SONGS OF ALL TIME: "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love." Eloquence escapes me. This is a f**kin sham, a travesty and a crying shame. Why is Weiland singing like Sideshow Bob? Why's he even singing this at all?
11:02, WHY CAN'T THIS JUST STOP?: I'm currently watching Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony waddle around onstage doing "Why Can't This Be Love" with horns and Paul Shaffer's boys backing him up.
Eddie, if this isn't enough to make you want to get sober RIGHT NOW, nothing will.
12:30, THE GRAND FINALE: Poor Sammy Hagar. I'm actually feeling sorry for the poor bastard. All the artists are jamming and Michael Stipe keeps looking at him like he's a party crasher. Patti Smith is avoiding him like he's got a scorching case of herpes. Wait, there goes Keith Richards hugging him. Probably thinks he's Bette Midler.
(highlights)
10:42, LET ME MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR: The only way Sammy Hagar should be getting into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is by buying a ticket. Van Hagar IS NOT Van Halen.
10:47, VELVET REVOLVER INDUCTS VAN HALEN: Was Audioslave busy? This is why the rock Hall pretty much sucks. It's a complete corporate set-up. Velvet Revolver has nothing to do with VH. They have a new album coming out, plain and simple.
I DID NOT just hear them plugging Sammy Hagar's tequila, did I? Oh man, this is grimmer than grim. Weiland is delivering his lines like it's he's giving a book report on pistons at a vocational school. What a poseur tool.
10:51, HOW'D TOM ARNOLD GET ONSTAGE?: My bad. It's VH bassist Michael Anthony. He just said he loves Eddie Van Halen. Dude, Eddie kicked you out of the band. Man, Sammy and Michael Anthony accepting this honor is like Newman and Putty accepting an Emmy award for "Seinfeld." Lame analogy, I know, but I'm getting… very… sleepy.
10:53, VELVET REVOLVER IS CURRENTLY DESTROYING ONE OF THE FIVE GREATEST ROCK SONGS OF ALL TIME: "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love." Eloquence escapes me. This is a f**kin sham, a travesty and a crying shame. Why is Weiland singing like Sideshow Bob? Why's he even singing this at all?
11:02, WHY CAN'T THIS JUST STOP?: I'm currently watching Sammy Hagar and Michael Anthony waddle around onstage doing "Why Can't This Be Love" with horns and Paul Shaffer's boys backing him up.
Eddie, if this isn't enough to make you want to get sober RIGHT NOW, nothing will.
12:30, THE GRAND FINALE: Poor Sammy Hagar. I'm actually feeling sorry for the poor bastard. All the artists are jamming and Michael Stipe keeps looking at him like he's a party crasher. Patti Smith is avoiding him like he's got a scorching case of herpes. Wait, there goes Keith Richards hugging him. Probably thinks he's Bette Midler.
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