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  • Warham
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Mar 2004
    • 14589

    #61
    That logo sucks.

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    • Bill Lumbergh
      ROCKSTAR

      • Mar 2004
      • 5472

      #62
      Ed holding his Special Achievement award for being the Biggest Tool and Waste of talent in the last 50 years.........

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      • gslinger
        Foot Soldier
        • May 2004
        • 729

        #63
        Originally posted by Eyes
        Yo gslinger, like 4 of the pics in this thread I've never seen before and I've been on the boards for 4 years now! ...

        Nice work ...



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        Which ones bro, I may have more related pics I can post........
        <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
        "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
        </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
        <center>
        "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
        <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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        • gslinger
          Foot Soldier
          • May 2004
          • 729

          #64
          Well I noticed from watching the video, Eddie was using all Peavey gear for the 6/1/04 Dress Rehearsal Show, except for one Kramer guitar he pulled out briefly.

          Peavey Attorneys 1

          Eddie 0
          <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
          "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
          </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
          <center>
          "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
          <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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          • gslinger
            Foot Soldier
            • May 2004
            • 729

            #65
            <center><b><font size="4"><font color="black">Oh My Godddddd, it’s Night of the Living Fuckin Deadddd.....AwwwwwwwwwAwwwwwwwAoooooooooo!!!!!!!!! !!!! </b></font></font><p>
            <img src="attachment.php?s=&postid=93886" border="0" alt="" vspace="8" hspace="4"></center>
            <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
            "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
            </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
            <center>
            "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
            <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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            • gslinger
              Foot Soldier
              • May 2004
              • 729

              #66
              Very funny article drunk Eddie!!!!!!!

              Official site of record label Elektra Music Group: Elektra Records, Fueled By Ramen, Roadrunner, Low Country Sound, Black Cement, Public Consumption, DTA Records
              <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
              "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
              </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
              <center>
              "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
              <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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              • gslinger
                Foot Soldier
                • May 2004
                • 729

                #67
                Van Halen Near Death
                Courtesy Warham


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                Guitar legend Eddie Van Halen is reported to be near death today following complications related to a degenerative aging disorder. Doctors say the rocker, who's recently battled cancer, alcoholism, and hip replacement, "has the body of a man at least twice his age."

                "Don't worry, I'm going to make it," Van Halen said through a band spokesman. "There's no way I'm going to let that fucker David Lee Roth outlast me. Rock on!"
                <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
                "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
                </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
                <center>
                "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
                <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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                • Terry
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 11967

                  #68
                  I'll put Slam Dunk, Elephant Gun, Big Trouble, Hot Dog&A Shake right up there with classic Van Halen's catalog any day of the week.
                  Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                  • gslinger
                    Foot Soldier
                    • May 2004
                    • 729

                    #69
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                    <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
                    "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
                    </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
                    <center>
                    "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
                    <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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                    • col5150
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 388

                      #70
                      i swear to god Eddie is the spitting image of my auntie may these days. Funny that she smokes about sixty a day drinks like a fish and is in her late 60's. im gonna try find a picture so you can see.

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                      • gslinger
                        Foot Soldier
                        • May 2004
                        • 729

                        #71
                        I don't make the news up, I just report it!......gs


                        HOLLYWOOD (Reuters)


                        They really said it -- notable quotes from the news:
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                        <center>"I'm back, I'm black and I'm chasing young white meat!"

                        Van Halen guitarist EDDIE VAN HALEN, newly single and back on the road with his band, in Guitar World magazine.


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                        </center>
                        © Reuters 2004. All Rights Reserved.

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                        GSlinger says > > Way to go Eddie, nothing like killing off another 50,000++ in ticket sales with the racist remarks in the media. This guy doesn't need a 4 month Tour, he needs 4 months in strict 24/7 rehab.......




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                        Jokes, there's no jokes........what happens in life is the real jokes - DLR
                        Last edited by gslinger; 06-10-2004, 05:45 AM.
                        <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
                        "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
                        </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
                        <center>
                        "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
                        <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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                        • gslinger
                          Foot Soldier
                          • May 2004
                          • 729

                          #72
                          Always wondered why the sister's didn't look Dutch. There mother is full Indonesian.
                          <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
                          "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
                          </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
                          <center>
                          "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
                          <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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                          • gslinger
                            Foot Soldier
                            • May 2004
                            • 729

                            #73
                            Let's see.......I know who the guy with the blue tie on the left is, but who is the guy on the right? Never seen him before.
                            <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
                            "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
                            </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
                            <center>
                            "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
                            <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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                            • rustoffa
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8963

                              #74
                              Yeeee-hawwwwwww! A-hahahahahahaha! Thanks for the new wallpaper
                              bro!!! *sides hurting* Slappin' high-fives and tradin' ends, nothin' like
                              doin' a ho with your bro!

                              a gslinger masterfuckinpiece:

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                              • gslinger
                                Foot Soldier
                                • May 2004
                                • 729

                                #75
                                That one came from one of the bros over at DDLR

                                Man, I get all these pics from people, I think this came from there too.
                                <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
                                "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
                                </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
                                <center>
                                "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
                                <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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