So Here's The Thing: Volume 1

[Roth & Roll]

Re: So Here's The Thing: Volume 1

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
From the Who Gives a Shit Files

Edward Van Halen can even date a fucking porn star, he dates a fucking publicist for a porn star? Seriously motherfuckers, are you kidding me? You go the porn route, and can't even fuck a porn STAR? Talk about a career tailspin. I'll bet Roth bangs a porn star once a week.

Dating a pornstar publicist?

Isn't that more or less like fucking an plastic blow up doll? (Yo Loungemachine, when your ass shows up here and reads this, make sure you fill us in on what that's like)

Imaging walking up to your friends.

"Hey Eeeyore, guess what..."

"Wwwwhatttt Eeeeedwarddddd..."

"I'm dating a porn..."

"Sssstarrrr?"

"Um, no."

"Aaaa Pppporrrnnnn wwwhaaatttt? Aaaaa ppporrrnnnn dddilllldoooo?"

"A Porn PUBLICIST!"

"Oh"

Yeah, it's a great fucking ring, isn't it.

Leave it to Edward Van Halen, to get to the precipice of male greatness, and come up a few dollars short.

It's like being named Hugh Geffner...close, but no cigar.

So here's the Thing. Edward doesn't need rehab, he needs the shit kicked out of him.

It's pretty fucking sad when you are heading towards 60, and still haven't moved past 16...

well...unless your name is corky...

or...

Phoenix...

If this were EVH circa 1984 I would agree POJ...

HOWEVER...

This is a MAJOR score for the 2007 EVH who in reality looks like someone who would be shacking up with some bag lady in an empty cardboard refrigerator box, drinking Scope in some abandoned industrial park......

[bueno bob]

Re: Re: So Here's The Thing: Volume 1

Originally posted by Roth & Roll
If this were EVH circa 1984 I would agree POJ...

HOWEVER...

This is a MAJOR score for the 2007 EVH who in reality looks like someone who would be shacking up with some bag lady in an empty cardboard refrigerator box, drinking Scope in some abandoned industrial park......

$$$ gets you anything you want. Women included.

[Ozzy Fudd]

Re: So Here's The Thing: Volume 1

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
It's pretty fucking sad when you are heading towards 60, and still haven't moved past 16...

well...unless your name is corky...

LMMFAO Fuckin Brilliant

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Shit, I wouldn't wanna fuck him either! LOL!

I can speak for all us guys in here... when i say we don't want ya too either

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by knuckleboner
ed's fucking a porn what? i thought he was fucking the fans...

That's what I was thinking. And I don't think she's a porno star, just a porn publicist. Two different things.

but Ed still can't get it right, I agree

[Terry]

The dude is just washed up.

Can't even put together a reunion tour. Simple as going out and playing stuff he came up with 25-30 years ago.

If he's not even able to do THAT much, what chance is there of any worthwhile NEW music coming out of him?

[Romeo Delight]

I don't know...he found a cure for cancer.

Maybe he has found a cure for excessive brain cell loss from a 6-bottle-smoking loon-before breakfast habit that he has put himself through the past 8 years or so.:confused:

[Sweet Irony]

Originally posted by ELVIS
It's crazy how a couple of beers distorts Pojo's thought process...

Crazy? Or amazing?

A conversation with your friend Eeyore?! hahahhahaha...!!
POJ, you are somethin else....and, usually right.....when ya read between the lines....

[Ally_Kat]

Okay, I can understand how it's like a status symbol, but do you guys really think dating a porn star would be cool? I mean, sure, the head might be great, but you can get both hands in the sandwich and clap (with an echo, no less).

[Hardrock69]

Well, the standard stereotype sez porn and rockers go together....

Though if it were me, I would NOT be too into dating someone who had sucked muc dic on the screen numerous times.

I would be more into the corporate executive type who lets down her hair and becomes a slut in the bedroom, but in public is the epitome of "respectable".

[Polk High]

that jamie's cryin sounds so fuckin good

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Okay, I can understand how it's like a status symbol, but do you guys really think dating a porn star would be cool?

No, not at all, it's disgusting...

[Matt White]

Nope...........


Who wants a turn on the village bike???

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
the head might be great, but you can get both hands in the sandwich and clap (with an echo, no less).

:^)

[DrMaddVibe]

Village bike?

LMMFAO!

"Everybody Want Some"!