Breaking Van Halen News

[chi-town324]

Originally posted by if6was9
The funny thing is that most of us initially believed in this shit. It only illustrates the situation in the Van Halen camp. We can expect just anything of those freaks.

if u really had heard him sing you wouldnt have believed it for a second

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by chi-town324
if u really had heard him sing you wouldnt have believed it for a second

Did you know Sammy Hagar used to sing for Van Halen?

I can believe a LOT out of these guys...

[Amity75]

Do you know the expression on Chief Brody's face at the end of Jaws when he realises he's blown the shark to fuck? That's what I looked like when I realised this thread was fake.

[bueno bob]

Ha ha!

That's why it's titled "BREAKING" Van Halen news...

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I'm waiting for the Blabbermouth article on this.....I only believe things I read THERE.....hold on I'll be right back, they've got a breaking story on the new Kiss Apple Peeler....be right back!

Now THAT is funny!

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by Amity75
Do you know the expression on Chief Brody's face at the end of Jaws when he realises he's blown the shark to fuck? That's what I looked like when I realised this thread was fake.

It's fake?!:eek:

[Viking]

Bob, you're a sick, remorseless sonofabitch......

[Terry]

Next thing you know Ed will be giving interviews to Guitar World, telling everyone how Sanjaya and he are "soul-mates on a much more deeper musical level than anything he's ever known before", then go on to comment about Sanjaya's "elephant balls" re: his vocals.

Personally, I think Ed should show up to next year's NAMM show with a tuba.

[Loons The Great]

Break Like the Wind--Spinal Tap

We are the children who grew too fast
We are the dust of a future past
We raise our voices in the night
Crying to heaven
And will our voices be heard
Or will they Break Like The Wind
We are the footprints across the sands
We are the thumb on a stranger's hand
We made a promise in the night
Swearing to heaven Is this a promise we keep
Or one we Break Like The Wind
Hey!
We are the guests who have stayed too long
We are the end of the endless song
We send our hearts into the night
Soaring to heaven
And will out hearts still beat on
Or will they Break Like The Wind
Ooh, Break Like The Wind.

[chi-town324]

Originally posted by Terry
Next thing you know Ed will be giving interviews to Guitar World, telling everyone how Sanjaya and he are "soul-mates on a much more deeper musical level than anything he's ever known before", then go on to comment about Sanjaya's "elephant balls" re: his vocals.

Personally, I think Ed should show up to next year's NAMM show with a tuba.

[Hardrock69]

Christ...Bob has outdone himself....AGAIN...

[bueno bob]

Why hasn't this thread been stickied yet?

Breaking news about the new Van Halen singer SHOULD be stickied here!

[Dan]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Why hasn't this thread been stickied yet?

Breaking news about the new Van Halen singer SHOULD be stickied here!

Yes,Yes and Yes.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Friday, April 13, 2007 - 02:41 AM, (Reads)

VAN HALEN CHANGES CONTINUE - Los Angeles, CA

Edward Van Halen, Alex Van Halen and Wolfgang Van Halen, the currently confirmed members of legendary 1980's rock band Van Halen, have announced that after a very involved process, they have found a new voice for the group in Sanjaya Malakar. There is no official statement as to the status of David Lee Roth, who was only recently confirmed to have returned to the band he co-founded. Representatives for Roth could not be reached for comment.

Sanjaya Malakar comes from Seattle, Washington and recently jumped into the public eye as a vocalist on the television program "American Idol" (where he has sang such hits as "Signed Sealed Delivered (I'm Yours)" and "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"). It was not immediately clear what Sanjaya's future on the show would be in light of this breaking announcement.

"We are extremely excited about our future and possibly recording a new album. The addition of Sanjaya, who is a great singer, brought to the band new options to keep Van Halen's music interesting. He's also a great guy that believes in what Van Halen believes, making the group stronger than ever! It's the best thing that could happen to us now - and Wolfgang has somebody in the band he can actually relate to age wise now!" says drummer and founding member Alex Van Halen - and the good feelings are mutual.

Malakar says he is "Very excited" to begin his work with the band that has been together since 1974 - fifteen years before Malakar himself was born.

The surprise announcements certainly don't stop there, however. The new Van Halen lineup is once again being managed by Ray Danniels, President and C.E.O. of S.R.O. Management Inc. and Anthem Entertainment Group. Until recently, Van Halen had been managed by Irving Azoff's management team, Azoff Music Management Group, Inc.

There is no further word on the status of guitarist Edward Van Halen, who announced recently that he would be entering rehabilitation for substance abuse issues.

Updates to this breaking story to follow as soon as they become available.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

A small part of me wishes this was true. It would be FUCKING funny.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Why hasn't this thread been stickied yet?

Breaking news about the new Van Halen singer SHOULD be stickied here!

I couldn't have said it better myself.

Well, I might be able to.

OK, I probably could.

Actually, I definatley could.