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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22951

    #31
    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    WHY DOES SLAMMING ONE'S BALLS INTO THE FRIDGE GET SUCH A GODDAMN BAD RAP???!?? I FIND IT TO BE AN EXRTREMELY PLEASUARABLE EXPERIENCE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
    Well apparently Gary Cherone LOVED it...
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    • jharp84
      Veteran
      • Mar 2004
      • 2096

      #32
      GOOD THING I AM NOT HUNGOVER THIS MORNING!!

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      • drgong
        Groupie
        • Feb 2004
        • 76

        #33
        Oh my god!
        I´m sorry if this already has been posted but if you haven´t seen it... click here


        It´s.. I dunno, have no words... you decide

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        • binnie
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2006
          • 19145

          #34
          LOL!!

          Bob you crack me up.

          What's the betting that this "story" gets reported elsewhere....
          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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          • Jesus Christ
            Veteran
            • Jan 2004
            • 2434

            #35
            Sanjaya??? Oh my Dad, that's it. Time for the Apocalypse, boys!!! :D

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            • ThrillsNSpills
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6627

              #36
              San Jaylen. :D

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              • Atomic Dyver
                Head Fluffer
                • Mar 2004
                • 313

                #37
                When will there be more fake Alex Van Halen stories? There's a target waiting to happen

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                • Figs
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2945

                  #38
                  I'm there, front row

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                  • Bill Lumbergh
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Mar 2004
                    • 5472

                    #39
                    I'm waiting for the Blabbermouth article on this.....I only believe things I read THERE.....hold on I'll be right back, they've got a breaking story on the new Kiss Apple Peeler....be right back!

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                    • Steve Savicki
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3937

                      #40
                      Originally posted by bueno bob
                      Either way, since it's official, I guess we're just going to have to roll with it, one way or another.
                      One does not have to roll with it. One does not have to purchase tickets or buy the new recording.

                      One does not even have to pay attention of VH news.
                      sigpic

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                      • Hardrock69
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 21897

                        #41
                        Ed was at Cumberland Heights for rehab? That is only 5 minutes from my house!

                        By the way, this whole story is bullshit.

                        Even Brain-dead spEd could not be that stupid.

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                        • hankster
                          Roadie
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 164

                          #42
                          LM fuckin AO!!!!
                          The Hankster Cometh

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                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 12678

                            #43
                            my my bueno, you've had a busy and imaginative day so far. and it's early
                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                            • bueno bob
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 22951

                              #44
                              Originally posted by Hardrock69
                              Ed was at Cumberland Heights for rehab? That is only 5 minutes from my house!

                              By the way, this whole story is bullshit.

                              Even Brain-dead spEd could not be that stupid.
                              Hey man, it's not like I could make all this shit up off the top of my head, you know...it's all true, I'm tellin' ya...

                              Twistin' by the pool.

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                              • bueno bob
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 22951

                                #45
                                Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                                my my bueno, you've had a busy and imaginative day so far. and it's early
                                The Sheep Pen - we do more before breakfast than most people do in a day...
                                Twistin' by the pool.

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