Breaking Van Halen News

[cabo anejo]

sanjaya dave same fucking thing

[Binky]

Yup, oh yes I've heard it from me journalist buds it's all true. I also know the setlist, most of it comprises of Weird Al Yankovic tunes and whatever CD they decide to put in, so it could be anything from Buddy Holly to Spice Girls. It's all true. Very true.

Failing that, I could pop to Finland and see Brother Firetribe, who sound like 1984 Van Halen. *^_^* \m/

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by ace diamond
THEN WE SHOULD ALL GET TOGETHER AND START PLANNING THE FUNERAL. VH IS DEAD.

STOP SHOUTING

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Binky
Yup, oh yes I've heard it from me journalist buds it's all true. I also know the setlist, most of it comprises of Weird Al Yankovic tunes and whatever CD they decide to put in, so it could be anything from Buddy Holly to Spice Girls. It's all true. Very true.

Failing that, I could pop to Finland and see Brother Firetribe, who sound like 1984 Van Halen. *^_^* \m/

This is extremely exciting!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by cabo anejo
Spit, swallow, same fucking thing - I love all cock.

Outstanding!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by bueno bob
This is extremely exciting!

Absolutley.

I hope they open with HOT FOR TEACHER

We all know how ballsy Sanjaya's vocals are, he could sing that brilliantly.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Absolutley.

I hope they open with HOT FOR TEACHER

We all know how ballsy Sanjaya's vocals are, he could sing that brilliantly.

The best thing would be, of course, if they went back into the studio and re-recorded everything from 1978 to 1984 with Sanjaya, put his name on the credits, dropped the old albums out of print and then refused to pay royalties to Dave afterwards.

Hell, $haron could manage them if their new deal with SRO bottoms out...again...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

The joke just went too far.

Bob, how could you even joke about sucha thing.

$haron will NEVER manage Ed.

[bueno bob]

Because I'm fucking heartless.

[bueno bob]

Ha!

[bueno bob]

Come on, tell me it's NOT a match made in Heaven...and if you can make it believable, I'll mail you $10.00...you have to pay the conversion rate, though...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I'll compromise, you send me $1000 and I'll send you nothing, then we'll have a deal.

[bueno bob]

Now that's a Sheep Pen Certified deal if ever I've seen one.

Good!

I may not have to kick you out after all.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Now that's a Sheep Pen Certified deal if ever I've seen one.

Good!

I may not have to kick you out after all.

This is probably the most revealing thread in main.

You couldn't really kick your own alias out anyways.

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
STOP SHOUTING

WELL, GODDAMNIT,I'M DRUNK, STONED, AND REALLY FUCKING PISSED OFF!!!!!!! I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF ED TARNISHING AND FUCKING UP
VH.