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  • Pasadena Bunnie
    Head Fluffer
    • Jul 2006
    • 413

    #31
    Originally posted by LoungeMachine

    Sound judgement indeed.

    The tour will begin once dEDward has finished dubbing his lines in the next Simpson's episode and written a jingle for Turtle Wax.


    Buh Bye
    LMAO!!!:D

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    • Panamark
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 17161

      #32
      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
      Glad to see spED chose NASCAR in Penix over the HALL OF FAME.

      Sound judgement indeed.

      The tour will begin once dEDward has finished dubbing his lines in the next Simpson's episode and written a jingle for Turtle Wax.


      Buh Bye
      THE MACHINEMAN ! Good to seeya !
      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
      Love ya Mary Frances!

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      • Fuct Jup
        Head Fluffer
        • Nov 2006
        • 236

        #33
        Ed is out of rehab. MelodicRock.com reported today that he did 30 days.
        Anything left in that bottle?

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        • if6was9
          Head Fluffer
          • Mar 2007
          • 369

          #34
          Originally posted by Fuct Jup
          Ed is out of rehab. MelodicRock.com reported today that he did 30 days.
          They rather speculated than reported. Here's the exact citation:

          "Eddie Van Halen will be guest of honor at a car racing event this coming weekend. Yes, he is out of rehab. For the conspiracy theorists out there that don't believe Ed did rehab, I believe stays of around 30 days is the normal length of rehab stints these days."
          Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop

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          • Polk High
            Sniper
            • Jan 2004
            • 875

            #35
            Perhaps this is part of his rehab, maybe it's step 27 of 45
            26. appologize to friends
            27. hauk goods at a racetrack while endorsing a company competing with your x-wife's nation wide weight loss campaign.
            28. put your kid back in school after convincing him to quit and become a full time bass player
            29. rehire former bass player who has nothing else to do except erasing his signatures on hot sause bottles.
            We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in Chernobyl

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            • Polk High
              Sniper
              • Jan 2004
              • 875

              #36
              wasn't brittany spears in rehab for hours
              We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in Chernobyl

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              • bantonelli
                Crazy Ass Mofo
                • Nov 2004
                • 2629

                #37
                Originally posted by Polk High
                Perhaps this is part of his rehab, maybe it's step 27 of 45
                26. appologize to friends
                27. hauk goods at a racetrack while endorsing a company competing with your x-wife's nation wide weight loss campaign.
                28. put your kid back in school after convincing him to quit and become a full time bass player
                29. rehire former bass player who has nothing else to do except erasing his signatures on hot sause bottles.
                This post is a classic!!:D
                "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                • Amity75
                  Groupie
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 68

                  #38
                  Didn't Dave once mention something about a NASCAR crash?
                  http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7...vesiggywx7.jpg

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                  • kentuckyklira
                    Veteran
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 1776

                    #39
                    As much as I love classic VH, hopeing EVH will get his shit back together is beginning to become embarassing!
                    http://images.zeit.de/gesellschaft/z...ie-540x304.jpg

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                    • GreenBayLA
                      Sniper
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 796

                      #40
                      Eddie declares himself sober:


                      It was her former husband, Eddie Van Halen, who alerted Valerie Bertinelli to the fact that she might have a problem, as she recalls:

                      "Ed said to me, 'you know what? I can't, I don't even like holding you, I can feel the bones, you know in your back.' So that gave me free reign to go to Carney's and go everywhere I wanted to go and eat. So a couple years later I was [larger], then I was just up and down, up and down."

                      So, what does her ex-husband think about her choice to do Jenny Craig?

                      "He just said 'congratulations, good for you,'" she tells Nancy. "He said, 'I got sober, you're getting thin, this is great!'"

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678

                        #41
                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                        Glad to see spED chose NASCAR in Penix over the HALL OF FAME.

                        Sound judgement indeed.

                        The tour will begin once dEDward has finished dubbing his lines in the next Simpson's episode and written a jingle for Turtle Wax.


                        Buh Bye
                        good ta see ya back l.m.
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                        • chi-town324
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 2618

                          #42
                          Originally posted by GreenBayLA
                          Eddie declares himself sober:


                          It was her former husband, Eddie Van Halen, who alerted Valerie Bertinelli to the fact that she might have a problem, as she recalls:

                          "Ed said to me, 'you know what? I can't, I don't even like holding you, I can feel the bones, you know in your back.' So that gave me free reign to go to Carney's and go everywhere I wanted to go and eat. So a couple years later I was [larger], then I was just up and down, up and down."

                          So, what does her ex-husband think about her choice to do Jenny Craig?

                          "He just said 'congratulations, good for you,'" she tells Nancy. "He said, 'I got sober, you're getting thin, this is great!'"

                          http://www.accesshollywood.com/news/...%7cgeneral_rss
                          i think im going to be sick

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                          • PlexiBrown
                            Commando
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 1264

                            #43
                            So......now that Ed is out of rehab, how long until they change the message at www.van-halen.com?
                            And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17

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                            • Mike Sobolewski
                              Roth Army Recruit
                              • Mar 2007
                              • 16

                              #44
                              I just want to let you all know that I am back in the band! Wolfgang didn't want to do it and Ed told me that he was sorry and the original lineup will be going on tour soon. Ed also fell for that, "I love you man" line of BS that I threw out there at the Rock and Roll HOF Induction. I just hope that the tour happens before I lose the rest of my hair. We are going to play some gems like, I'm The One, Hot For Teacher, Atomic Punk and DOA! See you all soon!

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                              • DLRdelight!
                                Veteran
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 1501

                                #45
                                Originally posted by PlexiBrown
                                So......now that Ed is out of rehab, how long until they change the message at www.van-halen.com?
                                id say a month or so lol

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