Spam Fans Blowin Their Wads!

[Warham]

I see over at the Links that most of those Spam fans think this is a 10 track. A fuckin' 10 track?????

So they are putting this song right up there with Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love, Dance The Night Away, fuckin' Unchained, Secrets, Hot For Teacher and Panama? Like Ted said, 'Give me a fuckin' break!'

Not only are Spam fans stupid as fuck, they also have dyslexia when it comes to numbers.

God damn. Even a Dave fan can admit to sub par tracks. Just pathetic.

[Dan]

Spammy fans like chewing the fat like Spammy does.It's a shame they all share the same brain cell.

[Don Corleone]

Who is Sammy Hagar

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Sammy Hagar

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by Warham
I see over at the Links that most of those Spam fans think this is a 10 track. A fuckin' 10 track?????

Sure I'll give it a "10"....

10 out of 100, that is....

[Fairwrning]

by a 10 track, maybe they mean it should be buried at the end of the disc...

[DavidLeeNatra]

I'd give it a 10 plus... on a shit- or crap-list...

[kennyboy]

DIPSHITS!

[guwapo_rocker]

Who's Bette Midler?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who's Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

[Don Corleone]

Its the same at Eddievanhalen.com, except their claiming if you don't like then "it shows what you know about Eddie".

Is it just me or do some Ed fans seem to think they are Eddie?

[DavidLeeWrath]

I rate the track a 100 on a scale of 1-10. 'Tis truly a religious experience to hear the mighty voice of the one true God of Rock return to aid the sound of Edward's guitar. All hail The Sam.

[thefive]