Hagar Says Magic's Back

[madraoul]

Originally posted by kidvegas
Roth says sensible things?Pass what you are smoking over here bitch!!
KID VEGAS

You don't have a big 'ol boatload of the smarts now, do ya boy? You're praising a fake, a substitution that cannot ever live up to the original. Now, when Hagarita quit trying to be Roger Daltrey, left Montrose and replaced Elton John as the head gay ballad spokeman of the '70's, I didn't say a word. Damn, I felt sorry for the boy. You know, the disfiguring buck teeth and all. I even let the landing on the Whitehouse lawn in the Devo outfit go. He was just blowin' off steam because he couldn't marry Boy George or whatnot.

Even in VH, I cut the guy some slack because of his obvious lack of talent and hairstyling ability. Shit, the boy did take the time get his teeth fixed and lord knows these people do need to learn how to function in the real world (as long as they don't touch my food.)

I hope you enjoy the new fluff. Remember, if you ever get to talk to a real girl, be cool. If you have a clue, girls do take their own pants off without drugs.

[lms2]

Magic. In a couple of months all this will magically disappear, just like they always do.

[Viking]

Yeah.....Sammy puffing Ed's magic skin flute.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by madraoul
I felt sorry for the boy. You know, the disfiguring buck teeth and all. I even let the landing on the Whitehouse lawn in the Devo outfit go.

[freak]

Originally posted by kidvegas
I'd say a grammy,5 studio albums that are multi platinum and all went #1,and sold out world tours is pretty magical?How's Dave magic theses days?
Kid Vegas.........

1. How many of those songs from that period do you still hear on the radio?

2. How many songs off the first six do you still hear?

If what they did since 5150 had any "magic", the answers to both would be different.

Roth, alone, owns the legacy of that band. Make no mistake about it. Hagar was given the keys and drove the fucker straight into the adult contemporary frequencies - Eddie and Alex in the backseat drooling and drinking.

[kidvegas]

I guess you retards don't watch sports?!?Guess which is played more than any other song in any arena?FOOTBALL,BASKETBALL,BASEBALL!!'RIGHTNOW!"... .......lOOK IT UP,BETTER YET WATCH THE LAKER GAME TOMORROW,LOOK IT UP IT UP IT'S TRUE!!About CLASSIC ROCK YOU MAYBE RIGHT............BUT HEY ASSHOLES LAST TIME I CHECKED IT'S 2004 NOT 1978,SAMMY'S SHIT IS PLAYED ON TODAYS ROCK STATIONS,CURRENT SHIT!!!!DAVE WISHES HE HAD THAT KINDA PLAY?WHEN WAS THE LAST FUCKING TIME ANY OF ROTH'S SHIT GOT CONSTANT PLAY ON CURRENT RADIO?THOUGHT SO ASS WHIPE..............FUCK OLD TIMERS!!!I would pay $1,000 right now to see Roth when he goes to the barber shop to try and explain how to cut his hair now!!!!Sammy can still comb his shit,and can sing while doing it!!!
KID VEGAS......

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by kidvegas
FOOTBALL,BASKETBALL,BASEBALL!!'RIGHTNOW!

You lost me after that line. Are you a sportscaster or some shit?

[kennyboy]

NO MAGIC IN THE FIRST PLACE!

[Triumph]

Originally posted by kidvegas
I guess you retards don't watch sports?!?Guess which is played more than any other song in any arena?FOOTBALL,BASKETBALL,BASEBALL!!'RIGHTNOW!"... .......lOOK IT UP,BETTER YET WATCH THE LAKER GAME TOMORROW,LOOK IT UP IT UP IT'S TRUE!!About CLASSIC ROCK YOU MAYBE RIGHT............BUT HEY ASSHOLES LAST TIME I CHECKED IT'S 2004 NOT 1978,SAMMY'S SHIT IS PLAYED ON TODAYS ROCK STATIONS,CURRENT SHIT!!!!DAVE WISHES HE HAD THAT KINDA PLAY?WHEN WAS THE LAST FUCKING TIME ANY OF ROTH'S SHIT GOT CONSTANT PLAY ON CURRENT RADIO?THOUGHT SO ASS WHIPE..............FUCK OLD TIMERS!!!I would pay $1,000 right now to see Roth when he goes to the barber shop to try and explain how to cut his hair now!!!!Sammy can still comb his shit,and can sing while doing it!!!
KID VEGAS......

Watch any NASCAR Racing in the last few years, asshole?
They serve up the REAL DEAL...And they do it Roth Style, BITCH!

[Dan]

Spammy lovers not wanted here Kidvegas.

[MAX]

If Spam says the "Magic's Back" that means he's been banished to the spam and velveeta factory and.............. Dave is back cos Spam has never had any magic!!!!!

[kennyboy]

SPAM FAN, SPAM FAN, GO AWAY! BACK TO THE LINKS IF YOU WANNA ACT GAY!

[freak]

Originally posted by kidvegas
*drivel*

Hey kid, your caps lock key is broken.

[Panamark]

Sammy has no right to use the word magic. He aint Wise, He aint Magic. Would somebody for christs sakes get a basic lyricist in....
Sammy is an embarrassment. Surely WB have studio lyricists that can at least fix that problem. I dont know who in their right mind would want Sammy in charge of lyrics. The song doesnt have a chance before it even starts.. The worst lyric's I have ever heard Hagar produce, and the worst solo I have ever heard EVH play.

The rythym work is nothing special, I guarantee anyone of us guitarists here could have thrown this together in ten minutes. And then we wait for the magical solo after enduring the pain of Sammy's screeching. And what do we get ???

Fucking nothing.

That Steve Luthaker is a fuckhead. "The Best Van Halen material ever" they just need somebody to sing... Is he too shit scared to tell EVH that it sucks ?? Or is he a lamebrain doufus with no ear for music ?

Or a simple EVH yes man ??

[freak]

Originally posted by Panamark
Sammy is an embarrassment. Surely WB have studio lyricists that can at least fix that problem. I dont know who in their right mind would want Sammy in charge of lyrics.

You'd probably get a Desmond Child or some shit like that.

The strangest part about Sammy is that he *can* write a decent song. (Little White Lies)

His solo stuff isn't nearly as worthless as the stuff he did with Van Halen.

Originally posted by Panamark
The song doesnt have a chance before it even starts.. The worst lyric's I have ever heard Hagar produce, and the worst solo I have ever heard EVH play.

The word that comes to my mind is "lazy".

Put yourself in Eddie's position. You've drank away your recording contract and your marriage. You piss off a bunch of fans and suits at NAMM and will probably lose a lucrative endorsement deal. Your fans have grown irritated at six years of nothing. You already pissed off your most loyal fans once by dangling David Lee Roth in front of them only to do VH III. You are about to do the reunion tour you said you would never do without the singer your diehard fans want to see....

Do you...

A. Put six years of pent-up creativity into your new releases thereby getting the halo back and reclaiming the title "Edward Fucking Van Halen"

or

B. Slap some god-awful filler together with a shitty mix, guitar-work a garage band would be ashamed of and the worst lyrics imaginable.

Originally posted by Panamark
That Steve Luthaker is a fuckhead. "The Best Van Halen material ever" they just need somebody to sing... Is he too shit scared to tell EVH that it sucks ?? Or is he a lamebrain doufus with no ear for music ?

Or a simple EVH yes man ??

In Steve Luthaker's defense, how do you tell an icon,"That sucks".