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  • tjvhou812
    Full Member Status

    • Mar 2004
    • 4216

    #46
    unlike you fags im a fan of vh

    and thats right i do like sam vh
    but i also like like dave vh....
    Originally posted by RIKK

    Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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    • DaveIsKing
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      • Mar 2004
      • 1504

      #47
      What is "Sam VH"?

      Oh...isn't that the pop band who sounds like Bon Jovi?
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      • Roth-Halen
        Head Fluffer
        • Apr 2004
        • 270

        #48
        Who is Sammy Hagar?

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        • Sarge's Little Helper
          Commando
          • Mar 2003
          • 1322

          #49
          Who is Sammy Hagar?
          David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
          "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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          • pete
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jan 2004
            • 3325

            #50
            Originally posted by tjvhou812
            unlike you fags im a fan of vh

            and thats right i do like sam vh
            but i also like like dave vh....
            You're a pop music fan who consumes what is presented to her.

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            • DaveIsKing
              Veteran
              • Mar 2004
              • 1504

              #51
              Really...

              Originally posted by pete
              You're a pop music fan who consumes what is presented to her.
              "her"...:D

              That would figure.
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              • tjvhou812
                Full Member Status

                • Mar 2004
                • 4216

                #52
                your just a toothless bitch who gets banged in the mouth becuase your pussy is so fucking wide
                Originally posted by RIKK

                Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                • pete
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 3325

                  #53
                  Originally posted by tjvhou812
                  your just a toothless bitch who gets banged in the mouth becuase your pussy is so fucking wide
                  that's just wishful thinking you raving dike!

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                  • DaveIsKing
                    Veteran
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 1504

                    #54
                    And your completely irrelevant point is...?

                    Originally posted by tjvhou812
                    your just a toothless bitch who gets banged in the mouth becuase your pussy is so fucking wide

                    I used to think that you were a gibbering idiot. Now, I have a much lower opinion of you.

                    You vs. DaveIsKing?

                    WHO IS DAVEISKING?

                    DaveIsKing is the "God of Wit", who lays the ass-smackdown to Spamsters.

                    WHO IS TJVHOU812?

                    (Name does not register)
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                    • DavidLeeNatra
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10715

                      #55
                      Originally posted by Roth-Halen
                      Verzyiung! Ich spreche kine deutch! Ich been ferruct
                      that was some hard laugh for tonite...I go to sleep...kick tjvhou812's ass a bit for me...
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                      • tjvhou812
                        Full Member Status

                        • Mar 2004
                        • 4216

                        #56
                        it registers in your wifes mouth
                        Originally posted by RIKK

                        Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                        • DaveIsKing
                          Veteran
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 1504

                          #57
                          Originally posted by tjvhou812
                          it registers in your wifes mouth
                          Wife jokes? What's next Momma jokes?

                          Yet another idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the ideas.

                          Your incompetence is an inspiration to idiots everywhere.
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                          • pete
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 3325

                            #58
                            Originally posted by tjvhou812
                            it registers in your wifes mouth
                            Well you made no point once again.

                            You have a dizzying intellect.

                            Why don't you head to the Lillith Fair website?

                            You'll be queen over there.
                            Last edited by pete; 05-31-2004, 09:33 PM.

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                            • tjvhou812
                              Full Member Status

                              • Mar 2004
                              • 4216

                              #59
                              you talk so much shit your, your mouth reeks of it
                              Originally posted by RIKK

                              Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                              • DaveIsKing
                                Veteran
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 1504

                                #60
                                Originally posted by tjvhou812
                                you talk so much shit your, your mouth reeks of it
                                Don't talk faster than your brain can process. You sparring with DaveIsKing is like a banana (you) sparring with a Gorilla (me).

                                You couldn't match wits with a Speak N' Spell.

                                GET UP, MOTHERFUCKER!!
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