Whats With The Van Haggis Tix On Ebay?

[fanofdave]

THE ONLY REASON VAN HAGGIS CONCERTS APPEAR TO BE
SELLING OUT IS BECAUSE THOSE SAME TICKETS ARE STUCK
IN THE VAN HALEN PARKING LOT IN EBAY. HAVE YOU SEEN
THE NUMBER OF TICKETS ON EBAY LATELY AND HOW MUCH
THOSE IDIOT SHEEP THINK THEY'LL GET FOR THEM?

AT THIS RATE, THERE WILL BE ALMOST NO ONE INSIDE
THE CONCERTS AND THERE WILL BE 100'S OF VAN HAGGIS
SCALPERS OUTSIDE WONDERING WHY NO ONE WANTS
THE TICKETS.