Does Sammy Hagar have a Vagina?

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  • DaveIsKing
    Veteran
    • Mar 2004
    • 1504

    #16
    Originally posted by classicdude
    Damn, the Hagar was self-prophesizing....."some kind of alien, wait for the opening...." then he walked right on in....
    Damn! You maybe right! I never thought about that being about his Close Encounter of the Third Kind with a big horny alien.
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    • thefive

      #17
      Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
      All hail the Red Rocker.....
      Sammy named himself The Red Rocker. How gay. That is so gay. The Red Rocker.

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      • guwapo_rocker

        #18
        Sammy's 400 Poundcake.

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        • thefive

          #19
          That wimp probably shaves too.

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          • Bill Lumbergh
            ROCKSTAR

            • Mar 2004
            • 5472

            #20
            He is just one GIANT SIZED PUSSY...........

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            • Dan
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12194

              #21
              He shaves for sure,like the sheep he is.
              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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              • Bill Lumbergh
                ROCKSTAR

                • Mar 2004
                • 5472

                #22
                "Well yes, I must admit he does shave..............he shaved my ass hair cuz he said Ed's filthy ass hair made him sick..............Ed used to send him to my TV movie sets in the late 80's to make sue I wasnt cheating. Ed said even if I was fucking Sam, it would be okay since Sam IS a woman."

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                • Bill Lumbergh
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Mar 2004
                  • 5472

                  #23
                  Damn............Val is rambling tonight!

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                  • Bill Lumbergh
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Mar 2004
                    • 5472

                    #24
                    Sammy and "friend" at a movie premiere.

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                    • Panamark
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 17161

                      #25
                      Does Sammy Hagar have a Vagina?

                      Yes its name is Mikey...
                      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                      Love ya Mary Frances!

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                      • ThrillsNSpills
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6627

                        #26
                        I like vagina.
                        I don't like Sam.
                        Ergo Sam isn't a vagina.

                        Although some of his words smell like poon gone bad.

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