ANd the number 1 worst lyric is......

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by ace diamond
may i add something?

disco entrirely......i hated it back then and i still do,
and rap.

Disco was 70s.

But, you have to admit, you tap you're foot to "Play That Funky Music".

I've always wanted to hear Glenn Hughes do that song.

[hideyoursheep]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Disco was 70s.

But, you have to admit, you tap you're foot to "Play That Funky Music".

I've always wanted to hear Glenn Hughes do that song.

"Play That Funky Music" was too Sly Stone-ish to ever suck. It's a gem. It's funky.:p

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Exactly, exactly

[Mr. Blonde]

Originally posted by col5150


''She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Spread that butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
Put berries on bananas (I need a second helping)
That's why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning''

Goddamn that is fucking awful

[Loons The Great]

"Mona is my Fat River Dumpling,
Mona is my Fat River Dumpling,
Even though Mikey Mullet is the one I'm humphing..."--Sammy"Walt Whitman"Hagar

[Cult of Roth]

Yeah, I remember when I first heard those lyrics. I didn't even have a problem with Van Hagar back then (was too young, didn't know any better), but I still remember thinking "WTF, those lyrics suck".

But another set of "Van Halen" lyrics took worst prize in my book, when I heard them many years later:

...
In a word to the wisdom tooth
To tell, or not the truth (yeah)
So open up and say ahh-men
Rinse cup, and spit again
...

Yeah...if you don't know where those came from, consider yourself very, very lucky.

[perilousepete]

Originally posted by Cult of Roth
Yeah, I remember when I first heard those lyrics. I didn't even have a problem with Van Hagar back then (was too young, didn't know any better), but I still remember thinking "WTF, those lyrics suck".

But another set of "Van Halen" lyrics took worst prize in my book, when I heard them many years later:

...
In a word to the wisdom tooth
To tell, or not the truth (yeah)
So open up and say ahh-men

those are terrible!! no idea what that's from but wow.....must've been starved for ideas and short on time!
Rinse cup, and spit again
...

Yeah...if you don't know where those came from, consider yourself very, very lucky.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by FORD
Damn, the sheepshit is getting deep over there........



My response:

"Yes, it's called Van HALEN for a reason. Because DAVID LEE ROTH named the band,
you silly fucking wool bearing moron. Eddie wanted to call the band
"Rat Salade" which was a misspelled Black Sabbath reference. And
without David Lee Roth, Eddie MIGHT have been a studio session
guitarist or joined some other band eventually, but Alex would still
be painting numbers on sidewalks. And Hagar's fucking joke of a
career would have ended with "I can't drive 55"

nicely done!