Rage Beyond The Stage

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by topjim2y
dave the coward won't sing with sam. i bet dave's band thinks dave's a prick, next paycheque please!!

You know...

I was barely seventeen when I killed a boy with a fender guitar
I dont remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome, and a voice like a horny angel

I dont remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it wasnt at all easy
It required the perfect combanation of the right power chords
And the percise angle from which to strike

The guitar bled for about a week afterwords
And the blood was zoot, dark and rich, like wild berrys
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterwards
But it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes that I had...never...even...heard...before

So I took my guitar
And I smashed it aganist the wall
I smashed it aganist the floor
I smashed it aganist the body of a Varisty Cheerleader
Smashed it aganist the hood of a car
Smasned it aganist a 1981 Harley-Davaidson
The Harley howled in pain
The Guitar howled in heat

And I ran up the stairs to my parents bedroom
Mommy and Daddy were sleeping in the moonlight
Slowly, I opened the door
Creeping in the shadows right up to the foot of their bed
I raised the Guitar high above my head
And just as I was about to bring the Guitar crashing down upon the center of the bed
My Father woke up, screaming..."STOP!"
"WAIT A MINUTE. STOP IT, BOY. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?
Thats no way to treat an expensive musical instrument."
And I said, "GOD DAMN IT, DADDY!
You know I love you, but YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT ROCK AND ROLL!"



So, whats the moral of this delightful tale?

I believe knowing nothing aboot rock and roll is punishable with death by Fender, and collect the shoes of my victims.

You obviously are a sheep.

This means you know nothing of rock and roll.

I'll just leave you with this picture...

[Loons The Great]

Originally posted by topjim2y
i'd say you'd fight a supercrock for free.

Get lost, troll. If you're some 'kickass hilarious' alias, you can really FUCK OFF.

[topjim2y]

just getting home from a day of flipping burgers? i guess i'd be in a violent mood too...

[DlocRoth]

It's ok, Jimy......

I'd be pissed too if my folks were so poor they couldn't afford to add the second "m" in my name......

Now get back in the fucking closet, ass burglar.

[chi-town324]

Dave Rules!!! end of story

[chi-town324]

:D

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Muhahahahahahaaaa....classic...honestly, outrageously classic!

couldn't stop laughing at Sam's treatment on opening night in LA.

Get used to it, Sam. Your era is simply irrelevant when compared to the Toastmaster General of the Moral Majority...

you mean "THE TOASTMASTER GENERAL OF THE IMMORAL MAJORITY"

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
It's ok, Jimy......

I'd be pissed too if my folks were so poor they couldn't afford to add the second "m" in my name......

Now get back in the fucking closet, ass burglar.

hey.......hendrix couldn't afford the second m either........but at least he was not a filthy sheep like, jimy.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by ace diamond
you mean "THE TOASTMASTER GENERAL OF THE IMMORAL MAJORITY"

umm yeah whatever.....I could swear I hoyd 'em say 'MORAL' but doesn't matter...

[Loons The Great]

Originally posted by topjim2y
I'm pissed because I've been axin',"Paper or plastic," all day...

I got a flip for you, troll: :fucku2:

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
umm yeah whatever.....I could swear I hoyd 'em say 'MORAL' but doesn't matter...

My shirt says "IMMORAL MAJORITY!" and has a big pot leaf on it!

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by Cult of Roth
You know, I've never really understood why some people seem to enjoy posting on sites where they obviously don't like the subject matter.

I mean, I have no idea where Hagar and Cherone fans go to jerk each other off, nor would I wish to crash their party if I did.

What they do in the privacy of their own homes is their business...

And this troll looks like Sammy. I feel the clown in the background is a nice touch. Gotta love it!

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5 stars!!!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by topjim2y
just getting home from a day of flipping burgers? i guess i'd be in a violent mood too...

Wow...that was fucking lame.

Why is there a 2 in the middle of your name anyway?

Is that you're 2 gay to be a Roth fan?

Is that you're 2 small to get on rollercoasters?

Is that you're 2 ugly to get laid?

This could go on for a while...