VH LINKS New Campaign To Recruit Hagar Heads Into Their Petty Little Fold!

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  • gslinger
    Foot Soldier
    • May 2004
    • 729

    #16
    Originally posted by Warham
    No taste in clothing.

    No taste f--king period!!!!!!!
    <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
    "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
    </center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
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    "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
    <center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>

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    • DLR_EngineRoom
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 2304

      #17
      Originally posted by gslinger
      Yeap, the Red Slobber sure is the one I would want to party with and chase split-tail.
      Dave looks like a lead singer to a legendary rock band in that photo, and Thammy lookth thilly (oh but great colourth, Redboy!)
      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...os/TORCH_B.gif

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      • Terry
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 11967

        #18
        Sammy's always had the worst dress sense.

        Even in the 80s, when spandex was as far as the eye could see and DLR himself was wearing some clothes that were laughable, Sammy took the cake. Lots of Pastel colored stretch pants. Must of rubbed off on Ed, because he began wearing those pink-parachute style guido pants.

        And what the fuck is up with that pussy growing on Sammy's chin. Is that supposed to be a beard or what?
        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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        • kennyboy
          Head Fluffer
          • Jan 2004
          • 475

          #19
          Damn Spam!
          http://www.npr.org/911hearings/image...pr/memo600.jpg

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          • evans5150
            Roadie
            • Jun 2004
            • 128

            #20
            Seems to have a job and a major tour this summer even though he's not the best dressed.

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            • kennyboy
              Head Fluffer
              • Jan 2004
              • 475

              #21
              Originally posted by evans5150
              Seems to have a job and a major tour this summer even though he's not the best dressed.
              BACK TO THE LINKS FAGGITY VAN HAGAR FAN!
              http://www.npr.org/911hearings/image...pr/memo600.jpg

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              • evans5150
                Roadie
                • Jun 2004
                • 128

                #22
                Originally posted by kennyboy
                BACK TO THE LINKS FAGGITY VAN HAGAR FAN!
                Just saying man...he's got a job....shouldn't slag the dude for working his freaking ass off to have a great band. I'm a HUGE Van Halen fan. I think Dave was/is an AMAZING fucking guy. What he did for that bad was legendary. That's why I started liking them in the first place...that and Eddie's shredding. I accept the fact that they are still a band and wouldn't change that for the world. ROCK THE FUCK ON VAN HALEN!!!!!

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                • kennyboy
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 475

                  #23
                  VH is no longer a great band.

                  Wait until you hear the other two turds on the Best Of Both Turds. You'll know what I am talking about.

                  They spent as much time on the cover art as they did on the tunes.
                  http://www.npr.org/911hearings/image...pr/memo600.jpg

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                  • evans5150
                    Roadie
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 128

                    #24
                    Originally posted by kennyboy
                    VH is no longer a great band.

                    Wait until you hear the other two turds on the Best Of Both Turds. You'll know what I am talking about.

                    They spent as much time on the cover art as they did on the tunes.
                    Hey man....rock and roll is rock and roll. If it makes you play the fucking air guitar and scream at the neighbors...then it's all rock and roll!!! I love Van Halen....Gary I could do without.

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                    • kennyboy
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 475

                      #25
                      Originally posted by evans5150
                      Hey man....rock and roll is rock and roll. If it makes you play the fucking air guitar and scream at the neighbors...then it's all rock and roll!!! I love Van Halen....Gary I could do without.
                      Contradicting yourself like a true Van Hagar Fan. Brett, is that you?
                      http://www.npr.org/911hearings/image...pr/memo600.jpg

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                      • evans5150
                        Roadie
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 128

                        #26
                        Originally posted by kennyboy
                        Contradicting yourself like a true Van Hagar Fan. Brett, is that you?
                        Contradicting??? I talked about Roth and Hagar in my first post...never mentioning Gary. Then I said I don't like Gary. But I still love Van Halen. I could do without Gary...but they fucking rock ANYWHICH WAY BUT LOOSE!!!

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                        • kennyboy
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 475

                          #27
                          Contradicting yourself like a true Van Hagar Fan. Brett, is that you?
                          http://www.npr.org/911hearings/image...pr/memo600.jpg

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                          • Warham
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 14589

                            #28
                            I'm leary of anyone who has the numbers 5150 in their username.

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                            • eatmensmile
                              Roth Army Recruit
                              • May 2004
                              • 12

                              #29
                              Kenny why do you spend so much time at the links?

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                              • kennyboy
                                Head Fluffer
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 475

                                #30
                                Originally posted by eatmensmile
                                Kenny why do you spend so much time at the links?
                                Because I am a fan of VH. I really just do a bit of lurking nowadays. I used to participate, but I got banned when one of the mod's diapers filled with poo after reading one of my funniest posts.

                                Vince might be my favorite Linker, so serious. And he's in the Navy.
                                http://www.npr.org/911hearings/image...pr/memo600.jpg

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