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VH LINKS New Campaign To Recruit Hagar Heads Into Their Petty Little Fold!
<center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic! "Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
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<center> "Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
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Even in the 80s, when spandex was as far as the eye could see and DLR himself was wearing some clothes that were laughable, Sammy took the cake. Lots of Pastel colored stretch pants. Must of rubbed off on Ed, because he began wearing those pink-parachute style guido pants.
And what the fuck is up with that pussy growing on Sammy's chin. Is that supposed to be a beard or what?
Originally posted by kennyboy BACK TO THE LINKS FAGGITY VAN HAGAR FAN!
Just saying man...he's got a job....shouldn't slag the dude for working his freaking ass off to have a great band. I'm a HUGE Van Halen fan. I think Dave was/is an AMAZING fucking guy. What he did for that bad was legendary. That's why I started liking them in the first place...that and Eddie's shredding. I accept the fact that they are still a band and wouldn't change that for the world. ROCK THE FUCK ON VAN HALEN!!!!!
Originally posted by kennyboy VH is no longer a great band.
Wait until you hear the other two turds on the Best Of Both Turds. You'll know what I am talking about.
They spent as much time on the cover art as they did on the tunes.
Hey man....rock and roll is rock and roll. If it makes you play the fucking air guitar and scream at the neighbors...then it's all rock and roll!!! I love Van Halen....Gary I could do without.
Originally posted by evans5150 Hey man....rock and roll is rock and roll. If it makes you play the fucking air guitar and scream at the neighbors...then it's all rock and roll!!! I love Van Halen....Gary I could do without.
Contradicting yourself like a true Van Hagar Fan. Brett, is that you?
Originally posted by kennyboy Contradicting yourself like a true Van Hagar Fan. Brett, is that you?
Contradicting??? I talked about Roth and Hagar in my first post...never mentioning Gary. Then I said I don't like Gary. But I still love Van Halen. I could do without Gary...but they fucking rock ANYWHICH WAY BUT LOOSE!!!
Originally posted by eatmensmile Kenny why do you spend so much time at the links?
Because I am a fan of VH. I really just do a bit of lurking nowadays. I used to participate, but I got banned when one of the mod's diapers filled with poo after reading one of my funniest posts.
Vince might be my favorite Linker, so serious. And he's in the Navy.
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