van-halen.com updated May 24, 2007

[col5150]

shouldnt it have read:

I want to say thank you to all the Van Halen fans for the tons of emails and all the support they provided when I was in rehab earlier this year. And to give somrthing back to my loyal fans ive just released my new evh 5150 III amp at a bargain price of £1299 for the head and £689 for the cab plus you can collect both the white and black colours , which means all the more money for me. Im sure they sound great i hvent actually heard what they sound like having not picked up a guitar in around a year.

all the best Eddie V$n Halen

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by Coyote
Shit happens.

It was Janie.....classic porn representation. Porn doesn't care about press releases being grammatically correct.

[Hardrock69]

van-halen.com updated May 24, 2007

That is not an update. It is just some more mumblings from a has-been who really does not give a fuck about his fans.

If VH fans were not his cash-cow, he would not post shit.

He realizes that to pay for the upkeep on his mansion, 5150, and to continue to invest in producing pr0n, he has to at least keep up appearances of "caring about" his "fans".

[Shaun Ponsonby]

No one will care unless you get out there ED.

[hideyoursheep]

23 fucking years....

Damn you,Edwierd!

Damn you all to hell!!

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

Ed can start talking about Dave and the state of the band or he can shut the fuck up, because no one gives a shit about anything else anyway.

[jharp84]

Ed knows what email is???

[Coyote]

Originally posted by bantonelli
It was Janie.....classic porn representation. Porn doesn't care about press releases being grammatically correct.

"Oh-wo-wwo, Janie's cryin'..."

Or maybe not.

[fryingdutchman]

More cryptic nothingness from Ed...

But just the same, I hope he's clean for real...and for good.

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
...and we wouldn't want little SmEdley to be the least bit uncomfortable?

Bet those DTs were like living and breathing "Sunday Afternoon in the Park...." Damn right its uncomfortable. :D

ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!

That's classic!!! :D

[Terry]

Short of putting some music out there or playing some gigs...you know, actually DOING something, and doing it with Roth out in front, well, it's nice Ed has cleaned himself up, but pretty much fuck him unless he's ready to work.

[Hardrock69]

I totally agree.

Action!

Not Words!

OR SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE!!!

[jero]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
More cryptic nothingness from Ed...

But just the same, I hope he's clean for real...and for good.

Long time no hear.
How is it going dude?

[1971Quarter]

Ed: "I want to take this opportunity to avoid all reference to the things everybody really cares about (Dave in the band, the tour, recordings, if I will ever play like I used to) and keep focusing on what's important to me (me, things about me, my drinking, avoiding things people want me to talk about, pink elephants)."

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by jero
Long time no hear.
How is it going dude?

Hey Jero!!! Good to hear from you!

I was over at DDLR the other day and saw you had posted in there a bit.

Things are well, but the Army is in a bit of turmoil, as I'm sure you've seen if you've poked around the site at all.

It's a breath of fresh air to talk to you my friend...believe me!