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  • col5150
    Head Fluffer
    • Feb 2004
    • 388

    #16
    shouldnt it have read:

    I want to say thank you to all the Van Halen fans for the tons of emails and all the support they provided when I was in rehab earlier this year. And to give somrthing back to my loyal fans ive just released my new evh 5150 III amp at a bargain price of £1299 for the head and £689 for the cab plus you can collect both the white and black colours , which means all the more money for me. Im sure they sound great i hvent actually heard what they sound like having not picked up a guitar in around a year.

    all the best Eddie V$n Halen

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    • bantonelli
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Nov 2004
      • 2629

      #17
      Originally posted by Coyote
      Shit happens.
      It was Janie.....classic porn representation. Porn doesn't care about press releases being grammatically correct.
      "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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      • Hardrock69
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2005
        • 21898

        #18
        van-halen.com updated May 24, 2007
        That is not an update. It is just some more mumblings from a has-been who really does not give a fuck about his fans.

        If VH fans were not his cash-cow, he would not post shit.

        He realizes that to pay for the upkeep on his mansion, 5150, and to continue to invest in producing pr0n, he has to at least keep up appearances of "caring about" his "fans".

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        • Shaun Ponsonby
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Oct 2004
          • 6409

          #19
          No one will care unless you get out there ED.
          Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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          • hideyoursheep
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2007
            • 6351

            #20
            23 fucking years....

            Damn you,Edwierd!

            Damn you all to hell!!

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            • TAKIN WHISKEY
              Commando
              • Apr 2006
              • 1190

              #21
              Ed can start talking about Dave and the state of the band or he can shut the fuck up, because no one gives a shit about anything else anyway.

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              • jharp84
                Veteran
                • Mar 2004
                • 2096

                #22
                Ed knows what email is???

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                • Coyote
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 8185

                  #23
                  Originally posted by bantonelli
                  It was Janie.....classic porn representation. Porn doesn't care about press releases being grammatically correct.
                  "Oh-wo-wwo, Janie's cryin'..."

                  Or maybe not.
                  Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                  It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                  • fryingdutchman
                    Full Member Status

                    • Feb 2005
                    • 4133

                    #24
                    More cryptic nothingness from Ed...

                    But just the same, I hope he's clean for real...and for good.
                    Originally posted by perilouspete
                    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                    • MAX
                      Rotharmy Gladiator

                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 13001

                      #25
                      Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                      ...and we wouldn't want little SmEdley to be the least bit uncomfortable?

                      Bet those DTs were like living and breathing "Sunday Afternoon in the Park...." Damn right its uncomfortable. :D
                      ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!

                      That's classic!!! :D
                      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                      • Terry
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 12222

                        #26
                        Short of putting some music out there or playing some gigs...you know, actually DOING something, and doing it with Roth out in front, well, it's nice Ed has cleaned himself up, but pretty much fuck him unless he's ready to work.
                        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                        • Hardrock69
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 21898

                          #27
                          I totally agree.

                          Action!

                          Not Words!

                          OR SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE!!!

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                          • jero
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2927

                            #28
                            Originally posted by fryingdutchman
                            More cryptic nothingness from Ed...

                            But just the same, I hope he's clean for real...and for good.
                            Long time no hear.
                            How is it going dude?

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                            • 1971Quarter
                              Roadie
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 137

                              #29
                              Ed: "I want to take this opportunity to avoid all reference to the things everybody really cares about (Dave in the band, the tour, recordings, if I will ever play like I used to) and keep focusing on what's important to me (me, things about me, my drinking, avoiding things people want me to talk about, pink elephants)."

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                              • fryingdutchman
                                Full Member Status

                                • Feb 2005
                                • 4133

                                #30
                                Originally posted by jero
                                Long time no hear.
                                How is it going dude?
                                Hey Jero!!! Good to hear from you!

                                I was over at DDLR the other day and saw you had posted in there a bit.

                                Things are well, but the Army is in a bit of turmoil, as I'm sure you've seen if you've poked around the site at all.

                                It's a breath of fresh air to talk to you my friend...believe me!
                                Originally posted by perilouspete
                                fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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