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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648
    #1

    How Long Before Sham spews bullshit about the single

    1. I'm surprised nobody has posted the numbers yet. I mean, Hagar's Homo brigade is usually the first to post how wonderful the Chirellas are with Sham...so...what gives?

    2. How long before Sammy comes out and says this is the biggest single of the past two milleniums?

    My guess is it's coming soon...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
    Tags: bullshit, long, sham, single, spews
    • POJO_Risin
      Roth Army Caesar
      • Mar 2003
      • 40648
      #2
      Of course...it may be on here already somewhere...and I'm just not paying attention...
      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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        • Bill Lumbergh
          ROCKSTAR

          • Mar 2004
          • 5472
          #3
          Oh, without a doubt he'll say something making it look bigger than it is. Kinda like how he talks about what a MEGA solo career he's had the past 8 years...(couldnt sell out 500 seaters here in the Bay Area, a very pro Spammy region) "Hey man the single went to number one, and my era of Van Halen just went over the 200 million sold mark. Roth's era sold about 2-3 million copies tops......he's balding too ya know?"

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            • POJO_Risin
              Roth Army Caesar
              • Mar 2003
              • 40648
              #4
              Do we have any news on this single?

              Now I'm curious...need the ammo for when the real topic crops up...

              You know what would be funny...if it shows up number 1 on the fucking adult contemporary...
              "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                • POJO_Risin
                  Roth Army Caesar
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 40648
                  #5
                  I'm thinking something was posted on Pollstar..I'm just to lazy to look...nor could give a shit...
                  "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                    • Bill Lumbergh
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Mar 2004
                      • 5472
                      #6
                      I wish the single would go to number one. Then Ed and Sam could keep ripping into Dave for years to come, inspiring some of the best work of his career. Of course he's probably just laughing his ass off at this whole debacle right now...........

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                        • POJO_Risin
                          Roth Army Caesar
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 40648
                          #7
                          I CAN'T WAIT...to hear Dave's comments on this...can't freakin' wait...
                          "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                            • Mezro
                              Full Member Status

                              • May 2004
                              • 4154
                              #8
                              Sam will be like "yeah this single dropped at No. 1 in Sierra Leone, is in maxi flex, two step, finger springing rotation on all the Croatian stations and is weaving a buttery chubby on the Turkish college radio charts. But that's not all redheads with the bed head/anal bead grimace. We've got a heat seeker in Loas, a bread breaker in Moscow and a brown cow tampon that the critics just can't stamp on! Can I get a little Cabo Wabo love while you all hold hands and make on giant vagina across the globe"

                              Or some kind of nonsense like that..

                              Mezro...shit is shit no matter how many warm layers you dress it in before sending it out to play
                              Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                                • POJO_Risin
                                  Roth Army Caesar
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 40648
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Mezro
                                  Sam will be like "yeah this single dropped at No. 1 in Sierra Leone, is in maxi flex, two step, finger springing rotation on all the Croatian stations and is weaving a buttery chubby on the Turkish college radio charts. But that's not all redheads with the bed head/anal bead grimace. We've got a heat seeker in Loas, a bread breaker in Moscow and a brown cow tampon that the critics just can't stamp on! Can I get a little Cabo Wabo love while you all hold hands and make on giant vagina across the globe"

                                  Or some kind of nonsense like that..

                                  Mezro...shit is shit no matter how many warm layers you dress it in before sending it out to play
                                  My friend...that is a quality fucking post...good to have you around...
                                  "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                    • Mezro
                                      Full Member Status

                                      • May 2004
                                      • 4154
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                                      My friend...that is a quality fucking post...good to have you around...
                                      And you my friend have great taste in music and avatars. Nice to be around.

                                      Mezro...like a soft parade that you can not petition with prayer but can see stars (or perhaps crystal ships) from the perimeter
                                      Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                                        • JCOOK
                                          #11
                                          YOU CAN CHECK OUT ALL THE POLL NUMBERS ON WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT THESE RETARDS.SAMMY

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                                            • FORD
                                              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 59630
                                              #12

                                              Remember when John Lennon said the Beatles were bigger than Jesus Christ? Yeah, well my new single just outsold every fucking song the Beatles ever did, so now I'm bigger than the Beatles AND God! And besides, Jesus only drank wine. He couldn't turn water into Cabo Wabo, now could he? Gotta dig the dude's sandals though....
                                              Eat Us And Smile

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                                                • thebuldawg
                                                  Roadie
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 111
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by FORD

                                                  Gotta dig the dude's sandals though....
                                                  LMMFAO!
                                                  "Whatever happens... happens."
                                                  -Spike Spiegel-

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                                                    • Panamark
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 17161
                                                      #14
                                                      Sam has already gone on record saying Van Hagar had sold out multiple dates within the first week of tickets going on sale. Which, of course was total shit. This fits his MO perfctly, I remember him saying on many occasions how Van Hagar had sold millions more than Van Halen !!! Pojo, I would be more surprised if he didnt say it was the hugest single ever.. But he will be a sneaky prick. Like with the tickets announcement and the sales figures on Van Hagar, it will be said after the event... I would expect in six months time Spammy will be saying how great this single was, even if it falls off the radar after one week.

                                                      Another good example, the dude always says in interviews how much money he is worth (millions !!) then when questioned on Stern about the Van Hagar reunion he said earnestly he needed the money..

                                                      I guess he can always blame the Aliens..
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                                                        • freak
                                                          Sniper
                                                          • May 2004
                                                          • 980
                                                          #15
                                                          Didn't he spew enough bullshit while recording it?

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